Witch Twitch
Oooooohhhhhhh, Nnnnnnooooooo!
A couple of days ago, I passed by The Queen of the Cul-de-sac, we were in our cars, and I smiled at her as she was turning the corner. It looked like she might smile, back, but then, it quickly turned into a facial tic, and, ended up, a grimace.
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I started to notice, several years ago, whenever she saw my son (she just, hates him), how she would get, all, BENT OUT OF SHAPE … uncontrollable, body language , FOUL, BODY LANGUAGE. Now, I’m afraid to say … it’s spreading… she can’t control her face and it looks like … FACIAL FOULNESS, has a hold of her, now. Hhhmmmm … this thing is progressing, rapidly. I just never realized, that maybe, her active ass, might signify a medical problem, with all that twitching.
After we passed each other (she just, hates me), MY BAD SELF… made a comment … ‘wow, what a twitchy witch’! Anyway our conversation continued until we got home and spoke to our cat, Yaki. She’s getting her PHD, in Body Language, so after discussing our neighbor, Dr. Yaki, diagnosed her with…
Witch Twitch !
an ancient malady.
It’s caused by overheating … hot head, hot mouth, lots of HOT STUFF ! Once you get the HOT THING, going on, it’s a slippery slope, and you turn into a WITCH, and, after enough, witchy things, are done …
the twitching begins …
WITCH TWITCH !
You know, I’m glad to return the favor, and get her a free diagnosis, because a couple of years ago, Doctor Queen, diagnosed me, for free … as a PSYCHO; let all our neighbors know. And, a couple of our neighbors, her Handy Men, have yelled out her free diagnosis at me, in a nasty way …
‘YOU’RE A PSYCHO’!
That wasn’t very nice, and I don’t even know those guys!
Gosh, my Bad Self has just suggested that I not be so naive, and that, maybe, Doctor Queen, made up that bogus diagnosis; she has no credentials, not a real doctor, not a real QUEEN, she’s just …
FULL OF FAKE !
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You think she would really try to sway neighborhood opinion of me, so that she could get help, to make us move?
Would someone really do all that? Would the QUEEN really … Quid Pro Quo her body … for HANDY MEN, favors? Using those old, deflated, antique, rusty, PEEKY PARTS, or better known as HOOTY~BOOTY. Yaki chimed in and said …
‘WELL … THAT’S WHAT A WITCH DOES!
DDDDDUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!’
I sure feel dumb, that I didn’t recognize all this sooner, but having such a smart and talented cat is great, she really sharpens me!
Scope Out This Silly Scene…
It’s a good thing to look at things from different angles, instead of the same old, stuck in a rut, thinking …trekking along that same path, never venturing to see where another road leads. That’s why I’m looking at our neighborhood problems from all the angles, like a cat, in action, going after something. They creep all around their target, looking for the perfect angle, getting low, or high, maybe changing positions, several times, using, stealth and strategy to accomplish.
Yaki, is a great teacher!
At least that diagnosis of Witch Twitch, is a genuine one, coming, from a soon to be, PHD (Body Language), VOODOO QUEEN (A REAL QUEEN, I might add), Mystic Cat of Wonderland, and a wonderful therapist. Quite a few credentials, so unlike the NO CREDENTIALS, NOSY, NINNY, NUT, across the street, dishing her diagnosis, for these duds to diss me.
Well, you’ll know for sure, things are strange, when a WITCHY WAITRESS moves in, and declares herself the TOP CHICKEN, in charge of Wonderland . That would include my ocean view, and she’s the one who’s in charge of parking, over here, and she won’t allow my family or friends any parking passes on our street. Is that FAIR?
She is out of order on the ‘Pecking Order’!
She and her clown crew have picked the wrong person to peck on (see …The Pecking Order).
I’m just a swamp puppy, taking it easy, in the California sun, got pecked on, by the self-proclaimed …TOP CHICKEN and her PECKER PEEPS … woke up … grumpy and hungry.
That’s okay, I’ll just cut those lemons, I’ve been given, squeeze them into lemonade … and have me a chicken sandwich!
A very good thing to remember … don’t ever mess with stuff that might have a sharp edge!
‘could, paint a picture’
I was so furious over how the neighbors were acting to my family, so … hhhmmmmmm, so, what could I do with all that FURY , let’s see … let’s see … could paint a picture … yes, that’s a GREAT IDEA! Would take my mind off the hurt and anger, I was feeling!
What can I paint? Let’s see … the beautiful, blue, Pacific Ocean?
Where? Where? Oh … you mean those little, bits of blue, peeking from behind those Queen Palm fronds.
When I look out at the magnificent, Pacific Ocean, I see those dull, green, palms waving in front of my face, like a red cloth in front of the bull … but wait, now I’m seeing … a woman, but wait … again … what’s that thing … let’s see … let’s see … why, I see … yes … yes … it’s a butt crack … YUCK …and, that would be, an …
OLD BUTT CRACK …
wagging around, enticing, casting a magic spell, sending out her special …
BOOGIE BEAM … to the BOZOS.
I’m so glad that I was able to seize that vision of my lovely neighbor, with her hiny~shining, you know, I might have totally missed that art, had I been painting a picture of the ocean.
As you’ve all probably noticed, the HINY~SHINING is a central theme of this whole situation, therefore, lots of …
The ‘Boogie Down’ Clowns
One door closes and another one opens. I’ve totally gotten over my view of that water, and have a new, passion, now…
FOCUS ON THE FAMILY …
THAT MORON, MELON-HEAD, CUL-DE-SAC, CLOWN CREW.
An endless supply of silly is surging through my senses, just waiting to surface!
Gosh, I just love being an artist because I can always create, whatever emotion, whatever I see, think, or want to conjure. It is my job to express my feelings, creating art, in a thoughtful way, conveying a message, to everyone … anywhere. People all over this world, are reacting to this ridiculous rant and raunchy renderings!
My purpose is to educate the masses about EVIL NEIGHBORS, WITCHES, and CLOWNS; a public service, definitely needed, to raise awareness and to navigate through those …
TRICKY, TRASHY, ELEMENTS of SOCIETY.
I AM A…
PROVACATEUR…
WOW, now, that’s some powerful stuff, to know that, I, as an artist, am a, provocateur …
LOVE IT!
What a great thing to be … PROVACATEUR … provoking thought all over this universe! Even though it is negative, it’s all their negative, not mine. My addition to this mix, is the silly art, and as much learning material as I can put together to shine the spotlight on their EVIL.
Art is the very best vehicle for sending a message . You can see an image and interpret what it means to you, in an instant, at just, a glance; It pulls you in … now, you look deeper. Try to understand what the artist thought and felt; notice the detail, the technique, the emotion, and intensity. Colors capture, and, saturate your mind. Now, there could be movement, attracting your attention, maybe with a few cryptic messages, to lead you. ?? THINKING ?? Do you get the message, the emotion?
Cryptic communications from the cartoons,
conjure up the crazy characters
of these cul-de-sac, clowns.
Thought provoking!
I’ve never liked clowns.
Why should you want to think about a WITCH AND CLOWNS? Well, because it’s good to learn about bad acting people, who would take things from you … they are all out there, everywhere, just waiting to use , and harm you.
This is a …
TIMELESS, TALE OF TRASH.
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BEWARE of tha BOOGIE !
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List of the progression of my ANGER and my mental therapy…
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Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…
My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right!
Thank you DADDY, I love you!
…FROM MAD TO GLAD … CAUTION … CHILDREN AT PLAY….
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Silly cartoons and tales of the cul-de-sac …Oceansidetrees.com
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