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NAKED NEIGHBOR NEWS FLASH!

Sorry Kids,this is an X rated neighborhood news flash and may be inappropriate for young viewers!

News is not always pleasant, but nevertheless needs to be reported, and that is my new job, reporting everything I see or hear on my little CA cul-de-sac, here in Wonderland. I’m reporting to the Universe everything about the EVIL NEIGHBORS… EVERYTHING!

This stuff is all landing in my lap, no extra effort on my part at all.

I’ve been telling about Peep Show and her window lewdness for months now, but this takes the PRIZE… Big Jack Ass has a vertical blind open a couple of feet on our side of his house and when I was closing my blinds, I could see his NAKED REFLECTION in his back den window through his slightly open, side window. That open side window gives a long panoramic view, from my side-angled, upper window, of his large back picture window… Yuck! I saw his BIG JACK ASS walking all around in his den… BUCK NAKED! YUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKK………..EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK ………UGGGGGGGHHH!!!

Yes , I’m guilty of standing in the dark in my upstairs bedroom window looking down upon Big Jack Ass, naked in his den ! I was fascinated with the quality of the reflection, sort of a visual phenomenon, amazingly clear. I watched for a minute or so in disbelief! Found myself laughing hysterically. I can now see a glimpse as to why this grown man would have threatened me with a gun, a grandmother. His need to talk about how PEOPLE GET SHOT OVER STUFF LIKE THIS… as I clearly saw the source of his needing to talk THE BIG GAME!

The fact that here is this SUPREMELY PARANOID man…high fences, canopies and sheets all over his yard for his privacy protection, and I go to close my window and WOW, NAKED NEIGHBOR…BIG JACK ASS… ALERT!! And I’m not done yet… Big Jack Ass’s nice wife, Naive, that I really like because she minds her own business, works hard and never did anything but act nice to us, until her husband acted like a fool, because of his SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP…Knight in Shining Armour, with Hooty~Booty neighbor. Well, I must confess that I can see Naive sunbathing in her backyard, nude occasionally. I would never have said a word because she does deserve her privacy… except her deck isn’t quite as private as they must think!

What are the chances that a person could, right out of their own bedroom front window get a naked peep show from an ignorant Little Princess, most every evening, or walk to their back window, stage 2, and see BIG JACK ASS in all his GLORY, sashaying around, as that back picture window reflects him walking all over his den…NAKED!

Or I can see his nice wife in her lounge chair on their back deck, nude on a sunny day? What REVELATIONS…my, oh my!

Well, I’m just living in a PEEPER’S PARADISE! If only I were a pervert, I might enjoy seeing THESE NAKED IDIOTS, but I’d rather never see any of them ever again… naked or otherwise.

You might think, well I’m certainly a nosy neighbor… but actually, I’m not watching for nude neighbors, they are just popping up in my little private WONDERLAND, where everything is opposite from REAL LIFE! I would dare to say that most people never see 1 neighbor naked, let alone… 3 NAKED NEIGHBORS!

When I go upstairs at night, I can see Peep Show, coming into her bedroom with her robe on, and when her main lights are on I can see her plainly… with her boyfriend, when he’s there, or sometimes she’ll have a small light on over by her computer where she sits. Would you be freaked out if you knew your neighbor can, just with the naked eye, see straight into your bedroom, see you at your computer, or in bed with your boyfriend, disrobing after your bath, with a towel wrapped around your head. Cheap plastic see through blinds, Little Princess, who would never think of shopping at a discount store (where she could get real blinds pretty cheap)! I would love to not have to see anything in her bedroom.

You know I just guess they don’t realize that since maybe they can’t see outside from inside when lights are on in the room, they aren’t wise enough to realize that I CAN SEE CLEARLY INTO HER ROOM, all the way to the back!!!!!!!!! The blinds give a false sense of privacy, they are round and light passes around the shape, and with the gaps, the shapes behind the blinds are clearly seen, just like the blinds weren’t even there at all… HHHHHEEELLLLOOOO!!!!

Big Jack Ass has sprouted a beard, either because he’s seen my cartoons of him and wants a disguise, or he needs a face canopy for his paranoia. Perhaps he’s just looking for a New Year’s change, and I certainly wish he’d decide to disappear, that would be a great change, but I’ll just be happy with whatever the new year brings, lots of reporting on whatever happens.

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My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right!

Thank you DADDY, I love you!

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