Tales From the Cul-de-sac

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Anger Management…Don’t Get Mad, Get Even!

See the whole sordid saga and silly cartoons … Oceansidetrees.com

Revenge, it seems like such a negative thing, but consider that it could be, indeed, a teaching tool. Some people do things in life, getting away with using and hurting others, all for their own evil, selfish purpose. What if those people got a little swift jolt of revenge, a little SWAMP JUSTICE? Would it be a step in rehabilitation and learning to change their evil behavior? Consider, when a child burns their hand, they are taught not to touch hot things. It isn’t pleasant, but it is a memorable, life-changing incident, if they’re smart enough to realize there was a consequence to their evil.

I tried, through all the appropriate channels, to solve a problem that I have; it WAS a simple problem. The woman across the street planted trees that block my ocean view, nothing earthshaking, however, consider why would a neighbor who cared about their neighbor do such a thing, even if it was an honest mistake, I approached her neighborly about the problem, only to have her attack my son; then her ignoramus, foul-mouthed daughter injected herself into the mix, cursing my son, threatening us with how big a WITCH her mother is. And finally, she has made-up absolutely the worst kind of slanderous gossip you could ever imagine about my son and myself, and spread it around to the neighbors, some of which she and her dufus ex-husband spewed at us.

She is accusing us of felonies that would lock us away for awhile. I called the police and reported what she accused us of and Tree Lady was questioned by the police about what they”d said, but , of course, she lied and said they didn’t say what they said. This is such obscene gossip, highly toxic for anyone to hear!

Now, we all have a BIG problem. She certainly wasn’t expecting that I’d take her balloon of EVIL and blow it up huge until it explodes RIGHT IN HER FACE! And she certainly wasn’t expecting all the publicity and silly cartoons immortalizing all their stupidity. HERE IT IS, all this ridiculous crap!

When I take on a job, I put all that I possibly can into the project. Maybe at the endof the day, everyone of these idiots might think twice about harassing or bullying anyone ever again, even a grandmother.Their EVIL is going down in HISTORY. HER ROYAL MAJESTY’S MELON-HEAD ARMY… I love this cartoon as they’re all lined up for a group slap! Sorry for that abrupt violent thought…must be that Split-Personaltiy Disorder Yaki recently diagnosed me as having!

Melon-Head Neighbors

Melon-Head Neighbors

These guys are so enamored and mesmerized by HOOTY~BOOTY WITCH, they will believe anything the witch says to gain favor, because these guys are sooooooo dimly lit!

The daughters believe their mother is wonderful because she’s always had younger men for boyfriends since she left cheater, dufus daddy! How proud they are!

Just take a good look at this bunch of idiots, unbelievable that this many live on one little street, but to be fair, three of them are from the same blood…the ROYAL family! Don’t they say that royal families tend to produce genetic mutants and mental disorders., from inbreeding? This is the ONLY indicator showing that they could possibly be considered ROYAL! However, with the SEVERE LACK OF CLASS, as evidenced, there can be no doubt in my mind that there is NOT ONE SMIDGEN of a possibility of ANY ROYAL BLOOD IN THIS CLAN!

Retribution, getting even, or what I consider…SHINING A BIG SPOTLIGHT…KARTOON KARMA…showing the evil to the universe with cartoons so that others might learn about how people act and perhaps how some other people might react, namely, me, I.N.The.Sky.

The WITCH who would be QUEEN

The WITCH who would be QUEEN

I WAS the nice, quiet, lady who stayed to myself, enjoying my little ocean view, gladly doing neighborly favors until these ridiculous, ignorant, jerks thought they would harass us into moving because Tree Lady says so, since I had problem with her trees blocking my view. DRAMA, DRAMA,DRAMA, LIES AND GOSSIP…HOOTY~BOOTY WITCH, Queen of the Cul-de-sac.

You are going down…down in cartoon history…KARTOON KARMA has a hold on you, now!

Now, this whole sordid mess is an ongoing experience for a large number of people who are reading my blog. Glad to be able to very graphically share their stupidity with the world ! I was so angry at the situation that I was ready to explode, but after much thought, realized I have a duty to immortalize the situation with cartoons, shining the light on evil in a very silly way; showing others that if you perpetrate evil, someone might just STICK IT BACK TO YOU… IN YOUR FACE, in a most unusual way!

Watch what you tell your neighbor… it could be used against you! Just like in a court of law…especially if you’ve attacked a neighbor who has all this UNSOLICITED BLAB included in your EXTENSIVE BLAB FILES! If you’ve spread LIES to the other neighbors with the purpose of hurting someone who just happens to have a BIG FILE ON YOU…DUMBASS, what were you thinking?

I have a really good memory and you neighbors have filled my ears with your drivel and I really listened to all of it. Now, since you’ve thrown your grenades at me, don’t be at all surprised when your neighbor can toss your DRIVEL, BACK AT YOU, and it is very nasty and stinky and it’s all over you and everyone can see it! Could possibly be embarrasing! I don’t much think they all planned on lots of people hearing all about them and the stupid stuff they’ve said and done to show us disrespect. No one would care about my words, except, the silly cartoons create a lot of viewers, more than I would have ever thought! Well, RETRIBUTION will last a long, long time for these dunces, as these cartoons will be around….UNTIL THE END OF TIME, PERMANENT, FOREVER! RUNNING ENDLESSLY…NO BATTERIES NEEDED ! Your EVIL DEEDS RECORDED FOR ETERNITY FOR EVERYONE TO LAUGH AT AND LEARN FROM!

I’m still having this hissy fit, not to be confused with a temper tantrum. A temper tantrum is an uncontrolled burst of anger, whereas, a hissy fit is a cat-like, stealth with sharp claws, including much thought and planning.

They should all consider themselves lucky that I’m a non-violent person as… I”D LIKE TO SCRATCH THEIR EYEBALLS OUT AND FEED THEM TO THE CROWS! Oops, sorry about that temper outburst, it just slips out occasionally.

Nuclear Explosion

Yaki has been supremely helpful with my anger management. She believes this cartooning to be an exceptional stress reliever for me. I’m delighted with the silliness and the prospect of taking the EVIL my very stupid neighbors have created, re-creating it into the NUCLEAR EXPLOSION, that they SOOOO deserve, over what they’ve tried to do here; their plan has had an unexpected consequence, ENDLESS, SILLY, GRAPHIC NOTORIETY. They wanted to quietly do their evil to accomplish their goal of making us move, but instead their evil deeds, their evil family dynamics, the crazy, stupid, code violators, all have been noted to the universe.

Call it revenge, I don’t care, I just know that sometimes it is warranted to share a story about evil to warn others,so HERE IT IS, compliments of me, well, let’s rethink that, hmmmm, I can’t take the credit…it 100% goes to TREE LADY, and well, I’m only the humble messenger who’s passing on the evil tale! And isn’t everyone glad that I can be creative and ridiculous with these cartoons, all the while, lowering my high blood pressure with Kartoon Karma! The whole universe can laugh and be warned of EVIL all at the same time.

I will continue with my cartoons as it is VERY theraputic for me, I laugh a lot, just can’t help it with all the antics of the idiots and the cartoon ideas running rampant through my head. Never mind the silliness, I AM DEADLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS! I don’t know if any of these idiots are reading this, but imagine that they’d not be too thrilled with this blog, as all of it is true, and they all know their parts in this drama, and now, so will the world. The story isn’t going to be over until the trees are gone, and until I’m done with my anger, and I don’t have any idea where that might lead. Even though, all this other peripheral stupidity has taken place, I have not lost my focus, and will continue to shine a light on everything I see, which could get very complicated and possibly very uncomfortable for some special people I have lined-up in my sights, as I am also a Queen…the Queen of MINUTIA. I will focus on DETAILS, down to the PIXEL on these jerks.

Very depressing to lose my ocean view, so my cartoons are my medcine, rather than any Prozac-like drugs. Everyone with the hint of a problem, who tells a doctor, gets prescribed one of those mind-numbing drugs. Those Doctors sure do get some great perks when they write those prescriptions… and you get CONTROLLED, however, on some people, those drugs tweak the VIOLENCE CENTER of the brain, sort of the opposite effect of the bland brain you’re supposed to get. Hence, we’ve had the school shootings , mothers drowning their children, etc, and there seems to be this one factor in all cases, depressed people who were either taking an SSRI drug or they had just gotten off those meds.

I would never want to have bland, numbness in life, if you can consider fake feelings, life at all! The trick is to use your mind, to fix yourself with creativity. Think yourself into feeling the right way. Get Glad….Not Mad! Live life with PASSION and COLOR even when it’s RED HOT!!!! This is my medicine, and it works like a charm.

Here’s a little meaningful rhyme and reason….In order not to DEPRESS, you must not REPRESS. And this is exactly why my KARTOON KARMA is effective. I will not repress my anger, instead I have empowered my anger, turned it into NUCLEAR cartoons and I’m dropping them all around where needed, to MAKE ME FEEL BETTER, since that seems to be the theme of this cul-de-sac, just let me do whatever MAKES ME HAPPY!!!!!

The idiots may never know about this blog, or their cartoon images, but my points are made, and they are valid points to be shared. I’m doing this for me and the universe, not for the idiot neighbors, as THEY ARE WHO THEY ARE, THEY DID WHAT THEY DID AND THEY’VE CREATED A SUNAMI!

WWWWWWHHHHHHHHEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW, do I feel better this year, YES I DO! My cartoon therapy is really working!

Tree Lady and her crew have awakened the dragon in me with their antics and lies. I WILL NOT CHOKE ON THESE FLAMES AND STEAM, IT’S ALL going to BURN THEM!

yaki-picasso.jpg

Picasso and Yaki

Yaki, my therapist cat, and voodoo queen is quite frankly, getting sick of yakking because of her disgust with this whole situation; everyone involved can expect a voodoo curse with the same intensity of the evil within their hearts; Yaki has spoken. I overheard her conversation with her best friend, Picasso!

She is sharpening her VOODOO skills “burnin candles:” as she cast a spell because she didn’t like seeing decorative reindeer on Tree Lady’s roof. I heard her singing a Dr. John song …Blow wind blow…blow my troubles away…blow wind blow…until JUDGMENT DAY! And those reindeer just blew right off Tree Lady’s rooftop. Dufus, Mr. Remodel put them back up there again, but when I heard Yaki singing that chant again…Blow wind blow…well, they blew off that roof, again, by the very next dawn!

VOODOO is POWERFUL MEDICINE! Not the first time I’ve seen her powers displayed, as about a couple of years ago she put a curse on the driveway that Tree Lady put in, illegally (city finally made her grind it down to meet city code regulations after our many, many complaints), and there have been several fender-benders over there, family and friends, right in that CURSED driveway. Peep Show’s boyfriend skidded up into their yard and wrecked his truck into their neighbors fence, and he again, a few weeks ago, had some unsmooth maneuvering in the driveway area. As well, Peep Show wrecked her car and so did Tree Lady, and I believe that Dufus also slammed Tree Lady’s car while backing out of that CURSED DRIVEWAY, all just aggravating dents, but I’d have to think that with all the junk happening over there… SOMEBODS DON PUT DA VOODOO ON DEM! And I know who……..MY VOODOO QUEEN…KARMA KITTY!”

We may begin to see some changes after the new year, it should be VEEEEERRRRRRRYY interesting!

See the whole sordid saga and silly cartoons … Oceansidetrees.com

 

List of the progression of my ANGER and my mental therapy…Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…        

 

My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right! Thank you DADDY, I love you! …FROM MAD TO GLAD … …CAUTION…CHILDREN AT PLAY….

 

Silly cartoons and tales of the cul-de-sac …Oceansidetrees.com

 

January 14, 2008 - Posted by I•N•The•Sky | 1, Bad Neighbors, CA, California, City of Oceanside, blocked view, cat, evil people, funny, idiots, neighbors from hell, rat, rude people, tree blocking, voodoo | , , | No Comments

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