Kiss of Death?
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Mr. Crystal and I were in our cars, he backing up and me, I was parked in Tree Lady’s “SPECIAL SPOT”, just for a moment. I just wanted to LIVE LARGE for a second, that brief thrill of parking in the Queen’s ROYAL Parking Spot, just until my son pulled into our garage. Anyway, Mr. Crystal puckered up his lips to smooch at me a little kissy…
MMMWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
At first I thought, well, maybe he’s sorry and wants to make nice, but after studying the images in my head, realized if he’s really a MURDERER, as Big Jack Ass has gossiped, well, it was probably the KISS OF DEATH…OOPS…Ya think he’s mad with me for daring to just get the feel of that Royal parking spot… gee, can’t I dream? YETCH, YUK, AAAEEEETCH!!!!!!!I hate to even think where Mr. Crystal’s lips have been! Hope I don’t have nightmares
Since I don’t have a psychiatrist to talk with, I spoke to my cat. I got to thinking perhaps her lips also have been places they shouldn’t have been; I know for a fact they’ve been in the toilet, and that’s disgusting! Thought she’d be the perfect set of ears to bend, but she just couldn’t take it. Although she’s never met Mr. Crystal, she has heard my dog’s gossip, and my dog hates him…
When my cat sees Mr. Crystal from her perch in the window… she yaks-up hairballs!
See how
that
gossip
works?
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Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…
My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right! Thank you DADDY, I love you!
…FROM MAD TO GLAD … CAUTION … CHILDREN AT PLAY….
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