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This idiot was out hammering on his ex-wife’s house, doing illegal remodeling and I took my dogs out. When I go out into the yard I always take the beat with me, a primal song I tap on my legs to announce myself, and to ward off evil spirits, etc. Just me being my creative-self in this Wonderland I live in.This tapping beat seems to have struck a nerve, gotten under Mr. Remodel’s skin for some weird reason. Maybe I upset the rhythm of his hammering, or perhaps it interfered with his ability to think! I know it caused him to have severe diarrhea of the mouth, and he ATTACKED ME…YET, AGAIN!

Well, Mr. Remodel just couldn’t help himself, and he yelled at me “You’re a PSYCHO”! Don’t know the man, was at a loss for words, so I switched over to my childish persona, to play his little game, and repeated a little of the gossip I know of him, from his, ex-wife’s FLAPPIN lips, so I said, “Well, you’re a CHEATER, your ex-wife told me so” ….NANI.NANI.BOO.BOO… He proceeded to tell me something he’s alleging about my son…BIG LAWSUIT MATERIAL !

This man is just TOOOOOOOO stupid.

My son came home shortly and went directly over to him, not getting on his property, but confronting him with the allegation. This dumb dufus threatened my son with spreading these lies to my son’s business associates, with the purpose of destroying his business…ATTACK, ATTACK …DANGER,DANGER!

Tree Lady came out and yelled something absolutely insane that she’s accusing me of…ATTACK, ATTACK…DANGER,DANGER!

I completely understand why the other neighbors are acting the strange way they’ve acted. They’re obviously dumb enough to believe this crap, not even knowing us… well, what can you say about anyone who would convict people of crimes based on Chatty Tree Lady’s gossip!

I called Oceanside Police and spoke with the neighborhood division officer, as all their accusations would be FELONY charges.

Tree Lady was called by the officer for her to explain, but of course, Tree Lady lied and said they didn’t say these things. She knows very well what they said, She and dufus said what they did, we heard them, and when this gets in the BIG SPOTLIGHT… and it will, they have the burden of lying…we don’t!

Believe me, if Tree Lady thought this crap she’s saying is true, she surely would have been to the police with her information, with bells on! Anyone who would hear this trash, who has a brain, would have to wonder why a neighbor who had all this information about felony crimes, we are guilty of, why wouldn’t she call the police? Since she just happens to despise us because we have a problem with her trees, and now, she has all these felonies she could have us arrested, with all her supposed facts, and she just spreads all this around to neighbors, riling them up against us. Would she ever think of going to the police with her info? That makes a lot of sense, now doesn’t it. Just visit the neighbors, gossip about criminal neighbors, that just happen to be those very neighbors turning you in, frequently, for those code violations, and you have evidence of felony crimes and you just chitchat to the neighbors? Lady, GET REAL, are you really this STUPID?

Haven’t you just lucked out, finding this crop of empty-headed minions, all in this one little spot on earth… who would believe you…

LYING HOOTY~BOOTY WITCH.

I will not be able to divulge the accusations these FOOLS hurled at us because of legal issues, but they are VERY SERIOUS and this WITCH had better be getting together her sources for this information she’s been spreading. She’d better get her answers together on this one!

This whole thing is going to blow up in her face, and since the truth is on my side, I’ll just continue cartooning and blogging, laughing, laughing, and laughing some more. These people have gotten into something that is growing way bigger than they imagined, I will make sure of that! In fact, I plan on creating a business from this, as my creative mind is ON FIRE! I plan to shine a big old spotlight on this PROBLEM. YES, I WILL…STARTING RIGHT NOW.

You see, I have talent that I can use to create traffic on the internet, and I have cartoons that are becoming popular, and zillions of ideas, all related to my idiot neighbors, and I have a much, MUCH bigger audience than Tree Lady does, and I’m telling the truth and she’s not…

SO THERE!

Hey, Peep Show yelled at me to “get a life…get a job”…ANOTHER ATTACK…YOU GO… GIRL! You have become the wind beneath my wings! Took your good advice, Peep Show, even though I have lots of art to do and a very full life, already…I’m compulsive, I admit…MY BAD… and I have managed to squeeze you all into my life.

This is turning into a most meaningful, fun project…exposing THIS WITCH, whom I’m putting under MY MICROSCOPE, to expose everything that will explain the VERY DUMB TYPE OF PERSON who would think of spreading lies and gossip just to manipulate and control others for her evil purposes. She is in a HEAP OF TROUBLE!

I’m EXPRESSING MYSELF!! Getting to be creative; that’s a very enjoyable part of my life! It keeps me sane and sober!

Out Of My Lemons…LEMONADE.

I guess you could say I’m having A BIG OLD HISSY FIT over this! That’s just a southern expression to explain when a person just GOES OFF, BIG TIME! It’s what Southern Belle’s do instead of taking Prozac.

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Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…

My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right! Thank you DADDY, I love you!

…FROM MAD TO GLAD … CAUTION … CHILDREN AT PLAY….

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