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We called Code Enforcement, and they came right out, asked him what it was about and he said, “it’s summer”!

He removed the watermelon on a stick.

As much as I think Mr. Crystal is a lunatic, he is creative.

I let the cat out of the bag and told him that Big Jack Ass has been accusing him of murdering his mother for the last 12 years, and even told him I’d be willing to testify to that!

I hate injustice and the last time I heard, slandering someone in that manner isn’t the right thing to do. And it especially irks me that Big Jack Ass buddies up to him and gathers his gossip.Mr. Crystal has been unaware all these years that he was being smeared behind his back.

I have no idea if he murdered his mother, or Tree Lady’s dog, but I do know that it is a fact that he aimed his car at my daughter and gunned it, trying to hit her. I heard the commotion and ran outside. He also threatened her with a dead rat hanging by a noose on our fence. She was granted a restraining order against him.

What he did to my daughter was bad, but we took the proper steps to deal with that problem and it was effective. I never gossiped, but did inform his brother so that he would be aware of our problem.

They say that women mainly do the gossiping in our society, but, whereas lots of women do focus on other people’s business, I believe given the circumstance of men with too much time on their hands, they will yak it up, just like Big Jack Ass and Mr. Crystal.

I contend that if you have a real life, working and staying busy, taking care of your own stuff, you won’t have time to be interested in your neighbors. Thanks to the idiots on my cul-de-sac, I now have a new job, and that’s writing this blog. This is an accurate account of what has been told to me first hand and what is happening on my street. If it is gossip, I clarify that. I put all this crap into perspective when I can write it down and take it out of my brain.

Big Jack Ass should have gone to homicide 13 years ago with his info, but guess he thought it was better to just quietly warn the neighbors and maybe if we all stay on Mr. Crystal’s good side, he wouldn’t murder us. Guess that makes sense!

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Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…

My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right! Thank you DADDY, I love you!

…FROM MAD TO GLAD … CAUTION … CHILDREN AT PLAY….

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