Give MY BAD SELF A Good Talking To …
Having this split personality disorder that my VOODOO QUEEN, therapist cat, Yaki, has diagnosed me with, has it’s definite advantages … I always have MY SELF handy to have an intelligent, meaningful conversation, anytime, night or day.
I just need to give MY BAD SELF a good talking to …
I say … BAD SELF… what the hell is wrong with you, why would you be drawing these ridiculous cartoons of the neighbors, and writing all the stupid things they’ve done ,and you’ve told most of what’s been said, with the exception of those hideous lies, why not just stop it? This is some super trashy crap and is beneath us.
Self, says… well, I’ll just be honest, here … I’ve gotten … low, low down …
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Because I’m Bad, I’m Bad-
Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I’m Bad, I’m Bad-
You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I’m Bad, I’m Bad-
Come On, You Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once Again,
W h o ‘ s B a d . . .
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OOPS … did MY BAD SELF say that, or was that the late, great, incredibly talented, Michael Jackson? Well I don’t know, I’m only sure of one thing …
I’m Bad, Really, Really Bad !
I say, self, well, why is it that you are SO BAD?
Self says, I didn’t want to be SO BAD, but, this new personality has bloomed because … a group of F*****G, idiot, lying, neighbors … really PISSED ME OFF. They did, and said enough crappy stuff that MY BAD SELF has manifested itself, and now I have another mouth to feed…
Oh, well, MY BAD SELF, does enjoy eating, and is a gourmet cook, so we’re hitting it off, famously. And that BAD SELF is just so absolutely SILLY, I love it … we have giggle attacks, all during the day, just going off on trippy, tangents, and that is an essential component for my creativity. SILLY is like the yeast that makes my dough rise.
I … have many other things to do, and … MY BAD SELF … could be compliant, but has veered off on this path with these foolish neighbors, and, who am I to try and control MY BAD SELF? That’s okay, because, life is a journey, and you never know where your path will lead you, and I’m here, on this cul-de-sac, enjoying every minute of my special trip … morons and all!
I’m an artist and I paint and sculpt … even though the neighbors have yelled at me to ‘get a job, get a life’, they don’t know who I am, or what I do, because I don’t fraternize with these folks, have my own friends, do my own thing. Anyway, is it really any of my neighbor’s business, what I do at my home? See that’s exactly where this growing entity began, them all chitchatting about what they think is going on at my house … pretty nasty stuff, according to those … IN THE KNOW! And spreading it to others,when in reality, they haven’t got a clue about, what I do, because I’m …
THE MYSTERY LADY!
and I might add …
I am very busy doing my thing, everyday, and didn’t need any of the crap that was put on my family , however,
I’ve managed to squeeze in my therapeutic art , daily sessions with my therapist cat, Yaki,
and, everyday …
THAT VOODOO, THAT WE DO, SO WELL …
and my fury dissipates …
ART IS MY ANSWER .
Here is my beautiful ' Judge of Character', Shih Tzu ... Suki
These are a few of my newest paintings
and a life-size, bronze sculpture of a Maltese,
created by …
ME, MYSELF, and I!
(All paintings and angry art are available in canvas-stretched, giclees for your wall)
HOT LIPS, HOOTY WITCH
MY BAD SELF … is the artist, rendering all these ridiculous computer graphics in this blog … a product of anger, but nevertheless, a product of creative accomplishment. I’d rather zap my anger with MY ART than to zap my passion with Prozac …
Better to CREATE than to VEGETATE
Sometimes anger has to be put someplace, because it starts to multiply, and, if it’s bad enough, will fill you up inside, and cause illness … physical and mental, and can even cause death. I know that professionals like to dish out those SSRI drugs to just anyone with any type of problem ( you know, I believe those doctors get perks for writing all those scripts). From what I’ve noticed, when you take those drugs, you cease to be yourself. I like myself, just as I am … me, myself and I, even, MY BAD SELF !
So great that my talents and friends are getting me through this crappy mess that my neighbors created, but since I don’t like what they’ve done here, I’ve recreated it all, and as nasty as it is, believe me, it used to be REALLY FOUL, and was dumped all over my family. But, now, it has been redistributed to the rightful owners, by MY CREATIVE BAD SELF!
I’m much more meticulous with details than MY BAD SELF, because those computer cartoons are just quickies, and MY BAD SELF realizes that those are for theraputic purposes, only. I spend all of my GOOD TIME, as a nice person, creating nice art and there is far more of that than all my ridiculous angry art. I sure don’t want everyone to think that I just fritter away my life doing loony art , now, that would be …
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MY BAD SELF
See, I do lots of other stuff besides acting like a silly child, playing games with the nutty neighbors! I do my best to create something new, every day.
Here is a nice, tasty, loaf of seven grain bread , made by …
There is a moral to this tale … and that would be …
DON’T F*** WITH AN ARTIST!
List of the progression of my ANGER and my mental therapy…
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Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…
My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right!
Thank you DADDY, I love you!
…FROM MAD TO GLAD … CAUTION … CHILDREN AT PLAY….
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Silly cartoons and tales of the cul-de-sac …Oceansidetrees.com
I’ll Rock Your World
The other morning, about 3:00 AM my son was awakened by a very loud thud on the house, near his room. He checked to see if I had heard it.
When I went outside that next morning, there was this big rock by my front door, and I contended that it must have been thrown by the Big Jack Ass, because it came from his direction, over his fence.
Big Jack Ass arrived home later in the morning, and I went out and told him that throwing rocks at our house is not acceptable behavior. I’m very sure his mother and his wife have told him that assaulting other people’s property is not proper, but mothers and wives (she’s MIA) can’t always control children. Well, this guy is inappropriate about lots of stuff, so, guess he never learned those basics, about how to behave.
I won’t waste valuable police time since nothing was damaged, that I’ve noticed, but here it is for the Universe to see, another aggressive attack on us.
The onset of back problems.
Yaki tells me Big Jack Ass is having medical problems, because when he cut his tree limbs that were hanging over in our yard, lifting those heavy limbs, strained his spine.
He could have asked my son for help and the job could have been very simple; he would’ve been glad to have helped him by guiding the limb over the fence, or to cut the limb, let it fall into our yard, and then he could’ve come in, picked it up, pitched it over into his yard, fairly easy.
He’s the BIG JACK ASS who decided, and so proudly proclaimed to me, that he and his wife would ‘no longer be neighborly’ to us! While trying to hurt me with his words, not being neighborly has hurt him, instead; he chose his own ill fate.
I watched him cut those limbs, and saw the mistakes he was making; he could’ve tied the limb he was cutting near both ends, center positioning the rope, and it could’ve just pulled it over into his yard with very little effort, but, he had 1 rope tied near the end where he cut, and he left himself with no leverage and a giant strain on his back, trying to pull the big, dangling, unruly limb over our fence. Took him a long time and lots of precarious strains and positions to hoist that big limb into his yard.
This guy seems to be really good at doing drastic things …
LEAVING HIMSELF NO LEVERAGE
If we’d been on speaking terms, there could have been a better plan and perhaps he wouldn’t be having these self-inflicted problems.
But, who am I to interfere with Karma!
My son has never said one nasty word, nary a fighting word, at any time, to him, not even on the several occasions he was cursed and challenged by THE BULLY, Big Jack Ass. I’m glad that my son has acted like a gentleman during this most ridiculous situation.
Big Jack Ass is so stirred up over whatever the Witch has told him, and because of her dreamed-up DRAMA, he’s participated and instigated his own doom, ending up in his very bad situation.
People Get Shot Over Stuff Like This
I’d be sooooo interested to hear how he’s explained all the crap that’s going on here in this cul-de-sac, to his nice wife.
Yaki tells me she’s not happy with the unneighborly scene. Bet she got her ears filled with some lurid gossip about us, but I know this lady is too smart to be caught up in this trashy mess, and perhaps she’s figuring out all that’s been happening over here in Wonderland, while she was hard at work. Her husband, Big Jack Ass, was teaming up with the Hooty Witch for EVIL PURPOSES. He’s putting in extra effort for his ♕ QUEENIE’s ♕ needs, to make us MOVE.
Guess the nice wife’s seen it all before; I’m sure she’s very privy to all his other ALTERCATIONS and GOD only knows how many others this lunatic has touched with his BAD BOY BULLYING, HARASSMENT and GOSSIP.
He used to tell me all about blow-ups or fights he’s had with different neighbors, and the last one he told me about, before we stopped speaking, is the daughter, across the street, who’s living in her dad’s house, while he’s living out of state. I’ve never met the daughter, didn’t even know the dad had moved until the Big Jack Ass filled me in on the gossip about them.
Her dad has always been very nice to us, but, Big Jack Ass was in the street talking his head off, when he was visiting, recently, so, call me paranoid, but I’ll just bet you he’s heard their lovely gossip about us. However, doubt he heard the juicy, gossip, Big Jack Ass was chit-chatting about his daughter, to me, and how he hates her, and doesn’t like her living there, various and sundry other crappy gossip, and, he told me that, she wasn’t properly caring for her dad’s dog!
Big Jack Ass sure knew what to say about her to try and stir me up against a neighbor that I’ve never even met. I always would talk about that beautiful dog to him. I know that dad would be so disgusted with this Big Jack Ass, gossiping to me about his daughter.
I’m 100% certain that NOTHING this SLANDERING LIAR says is true! I never heard anything going on, over at that neighbor’s house, and I would see that dog in their yard and it was always friendly and looked beautiful!
UUUGGGHHH OOOOOOHHHHHH!
Whenever you hear someone racking up crap about others, behind their backs, STOP AND THINK … what type of person would do that … particularly, illegal, harmful accusations, spread around to others, not giving any chance for the person to defend themselves … that is SLANDER, and that would be the crime of making a false spoken statement damaging to a person’s reputation.
When our neighbors, and there have been several of them, who’ve grimaced at us, aren’t friendly, and Big Jack Ass, is there, in the street talking to them, I’d have to say, that he is slandering us … his MODUS OPERANDI!
Now, you might say, what’s the difference in what I’m doing … telling all this junk … well, this blog is the truth, it’s here, graven in the galaxy, not behind anyone’s back, and I’m not the least bit bashful about telling all about it! This story is about their quest to destroy us, and anyone who’d like to legally stop me from writing the truth about what they’ve been up to … come on, it’s all here; I won’t lie or deny anything I’ve written, it’s done and it is true! Everyone gets to hear from my very own fingers exactly what I have to say, and I’ll just be real pleased, for anyone to challenge me about all this crap. I’ve taken copious notes.
This big huge blog is my testimony, all 48, ridiculous, ranting posts, 6 pages, silly cartoons, poems, about what has been said, and done over here in Wonderland for the last couple of years, with …
MY OWN RIDICULOUS SLANT…
TO THEIR VERY RIDICULOUS SLIME!
Now, I don’t know everything, but I’m very patient and will tell this tale, as this whole, STUPID, SORDID SILLY STORY unfolds all around me. I am your trusty, cul-de-sac reporter, coming to you …
FROM THE LAND OF FRUITS AND NUTS!
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Big Jack Ass has had nasty stuff to say about every household, on all sides
of him on this cul-de- sac, with one exception, The Queen’s Castle!
It seems that Big Jack Ass would be so very happy
if everyone on this little cul-de-sac would just disappear … except for …
HE & HOOTY
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Sometimes a person needs to…
⌚ time out ⌚
☺take a break ☺ get away ✈ have fun ☺ enjoy yourself ☺
! THINK !
✂ c u t ✂ o u t ✂ t h e ✂ c r a p ✂
☝☝☝☝ point yourself in the right direction ☝☝☝☝
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Looks like the nice wife is taking a break, and who could blame that lady for needing to escape the foul atmosphere created by the Hooty Witch, stirring up this whole, cul-de-sac, including, and now, mainly, her very easily manipulated, childish, helpful Harry, husband.
Bet that nice wife’s had her fill of this ongoing, sordid situation, who could blame her; I can imagine how she must feel. Very sorry to have to unload the truth about all this mess in such a ridiculous, public way. I even tried to send her a letter, but the Big Jack Ass rejected my registered letter.
I would like to publicly apologize to her because I’ve deemed it necessary to write this blog in order to survive the slander, harassment and threats by her husband or to live with the threats our other neighbors made to us … that they would slander us, and ruin our business! You know, they made me a believer, when they said those lies directly to my son and me, and, neighbors that I don’t even know, have shown us their disapproval and disrespect. Those neighbors know us … ONLY … from what these gossips have told them, the ones who want us to move.
Pretty easy, little, stupid, sleazy plan to figure out.
I’d be very happy to discuss this unneighborly situation with any of my neighbors, the nice ones or the smelly ones, tainted by the stench of their slander, with the exception of the Big Jack Ass, since he’s proven to me that he’d like to do us physical harm. He comes on this property, he gets arrested!
Sorry… So Sorry…
So that’s the name of that tune …
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Hope the Witch is pleased with her creation, with the many problems for others, stirring up idiots in order to have her way; she has spread beyond the boundaries of just hurting us, causing much pain for others, not deserving of all the crap this Witch has stirred up with all her lies, drama, and irresponsible…
USE OF OTHERS!
“CAN I BORROW? DO YOU MIND IF I USE? DO YOU HAVE EXTRA? CAN I HAVE? CAN YOU HELP?”
The Witch is very used to BORROWING stuff, everyone … OWES … the Narcissistic QUEEN, but I do think it’s really out of bounds for her to BORROW THE NEIGHBOR’S HUSBAND, and WHIP him up, into a frenzy, in her cauldron of crap. But, you know, people, who use others, TAKERS, whatever or whomever they can score for themselves, is fair game. Makes not a bit of difference how many others they step on or hurt to get what they need.
Wonder if the Witch ever gave one thought about a NICE WIFE who might enjoy peace in her home with her husband, without interference and daily drama, after she comes in from a hard day at work.
Of course, Big Jack Ass should be ashamed of himself for trying to pick a fight with us, being that he appointed himself as the Distressed Damsel’s Helpful Harry, Knight in Shining Armour.
Most wives wouldn’t be appreciating all that SPECIAL ATTENTION to the DETAILS of ANOTHER WOMAN’S LIFE! Especially if it means she gets automatically enlisted, by her husband, into the middle of …
THE OTHER WOMAN’S CONJURED CRAP!
I believe Big Jack Ass has gotten caught up in the EVIL INTIMATE DETAILS of this cul-de-sac’s …
VERY NEEDY AND DEMANDING DRAMA QUEEN!
Him helping the ♕Queen♕ with her evil was like stepping into quicksand…
SHE SUCKED HIM IN, AND NOW HE IS SUNK!
All this drama is very hard on everyone , and was particularly , super hard, on me, until I created my art to make myself laugh, my silly poems and this absolutely, ridiculous blog. Was so very pleased to figure out how to cope with all of her CRAP, since no authorities cared or can’t quite figure out what’s up, and the mob all thought they’d get away with doing all their little evil to us.
The Witch was ALL POWERFUL, could gather her MEN FRIENDS and family to back her up, against us… THE MOB… and she did, but who amongst them, had a BRAIN in their head ??????
She is an idiot for trying to pull her crap, and I’ll bet her HOT HEAD, Coffee Date, daughter, helped to conjure this mess because her plan was far, too stupid, to be thought up by one moron, this plot was…
DOUBLE DUMB!
DOUBLE DUMB!
Yaki tells me the Witch has trouble sleeping, thinking about all her trashy crap. I wondered why she’s been looking so frazzled these days, too bad. And, when I go into the yard, I’ve noticed that she’s spending more time in her bedroom, during the day.
YIKES … MERCY, ME …
This morning, when I was out in the yard, she was …
‘ASS-CHEWING’
someone on the phone so loud that I thought she might explode. She needs to pipe down over there, polluting my delicate ears with her FLAPPING, FLAMING, HYSTERICAL HISSY-FIT!
She disturbed my train of thought while I was chanting to the spirits about her evil.
WOW! Got a mighty big temper and loud mouth for such a…
HELPLESS, PITIFUL, WILTING NARCISSUS.
She should keep a clean white sock or wash clothe handy to stuff into her mouth when her tongue starts to flame. Cut off that oxygen, and the blaze goes out, but she should always gargle with tepid water after an incident. And, of course, if she or anyone else gets a burn, go to the emergency room. Rarely, transference of heat to the listener may occur through the phone, and it is advised to be checked out by an ENT doctor, should that occur. Severe psychological damage may occur to the recipient of a fiery tirade that exeeds 1200 ° Fahrenheit.
Calm Down , have a chocolate chip cookie, and that will make things much better!
Let me speculate, here … bet she was hissing at the Coffee Date, her MELON HEAD daughter, when things got to …
B L A Z I N G…
out of control!
I know she would NEVER, EVER, treat her little Peep Show Princess like that!
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Wonder if the
♕ Queen ♕
melted her telly!
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CAUSE & EFFECT
Stuff you do to others can easily have unforeseen consequences.
This Queen’s hubris has really amazed me!
Each cause has more than one effect, and these effects will create unforeseen results.
Unintended side effects can be more significant than any of the intended effects.
Add, just a little of Yaki’s Voodoo and the effects can be MANIPULATED AND MAGNIFIED.
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The little Peep Show Princess made an ugly face at me, a week or so ago; guess I’d better work harder on this blog so she gives me all the respect that I deserve. She likes to make sure that I’m working, or she’ll scream out at me to ‘Get A Job, Get A Life’!
I have some other cartoons of her, and notice, there are very few I’ve published, of her and her dim sister. Wonder if she wants to have a more prominent place in this blog, although, I’ve really tried to leave out the peripheral idiots, the two daughters, witches in training, for the most part, but if the ‘PEEP’ wants to shine, I could write more about her and her sister, I can work them in and tell all that I know.
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MISTER MENACE …
Anyway, if this guy can menace a grandmother, he has a real problem.
That type of BULLY personality develops in childhood, stemming from FEAR, INADEQUACY, PARANOIA, and ANTISOCIAL BEHAVIOR.
You don’t, just one day, decide to threaten people, that is a pattern that has achieved results. I’m really sure Big Jack Ass has done plenty of successful bullying, in his time, and is surely surprised to have hit a snag over here.
When a person bullies, they are an inadequate mess inside when the only way they know how to resolve a problem is with a threat; they know no other way to make someone give them what they want, and they WANT, WHAT THEY WANT … RIGHT NOW! That would be considered infantile behavior.
I see him as a BIG BABY with HOT PINK ISSUES !
A threatener reduces themselves to much less than what they’ve puffed themselves up to be, when they make their threats. A bird will puff out their feathers to make themselves look bigger, real scary … ONLY AIR … then … poof … they’re all deflated … just a little, bitty birdy, after all!
I’m sure, the quiet, little, nobody else will hear me …’People get SHOT over stuff like this’ … threat, that he made to me, is probably the most publicized event in his whole life. More people have read about that, I’ll bet, than anything else he’s done. And because, he made such a big threat, now what ?
He’s got his thinking cap on ...
well, I’ll just, I’ll just, throw rocks at your house, and, and, and, squirt a whole bunch of water, and it’ll just, wash your house down the canyon, and then … I’ll just, let my planter look ugly, and I’ll just, I’ll just, put up black plastic, so you can’t see, I’ll make scary, ugly faces, and I’ll, I’ll just, run at you, and talk very bad about you, yeah, I’ll show you, that’s what I’ll do, so there!
There is a pattern here, and it sure looks, to me, to be what this…
?? GROWN MAN ??
has been thinking, plotting, and doing, and is the perfect example of passive-aggressive and aggressive attacks (running at me and throwing rocks). All of his ridiculous antics are filed under the heading …
BABY STUFF.
So now what, MISTER, what’s your next act? Maybe next, he’ll be ‘running with scissors’ at me, could be a very dangerous situation; he could fall and cut himself, although, I don’t think he’s going to be doing too much running, in the shape he’s in.
The BIG JACK ASS is trying extra hard to gain those points with the Shiny~Hiny Witch, so whatever he can do to scare me, there must be some GRAND PRIZE just waiting for him! Yuck … now there’s a trashy thought …
STOPPIT !
GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THAT GUTTER!
In my opinion, this one’s a rather STRANGE BIRD, and seems to have lots of anger attached to our house and whomever lives here, because his mountain view was blocked by our house being built, and a foot of his property taken from him, when the previous owners supposedly moved the survey stake, he says.
City of Oceanside has culpability, if what he says is true, that a foot of his land is missing, and now, we’re receiving his crappy attitude and actions.
He’s dishing out his punishment to us, and all the stuff Hooty Queen filled his head up with, is stoking his fury. The Queen did an excellent job stirring him up, I’ll give her due credit for that.
Everyday in the cul-de-sac … chitty-chatty gossip, and look at all these results.
All he needed were the lies the Witch conjured about us, and he’s very eager , giving him the green light to jump into scrapping with us. He’s a…
BABY, ON A MISSION , to make us move!
He’s an idiot for believing her trashy lies, but, he does have a vested interest in believing her, since he needs to vent all the pent up anger towards our home’s previous owners. And I believe he’s been mesmerized, with the Queen’s Hiny~Shining, which I believe, is a BIG factor here. So, in his warped, mesmerized, baby mind, he transfered it all, onto us and is…
READY TO RUMBLE!
Still can’t believe the depth to which this dummy will stoop, letting his anger out at us, trying to get us to move.
He’s thinks he’s reclaiming the property he says is his, because he measured with his little tape measure, very accurately, I’m sure. He’s concluded that part of our driveway, our retaining wall and fence, now belong to him. Never mind that our property line is set in stone and any problems he has should be addressed by the City of Oceanside.
He won’t be reclaiming any of the land that my son paid for when he bought our home. That Big Jack Ass needs to take appropriate action with the appropriate … ‘responsible for his loss’ … parties.
The fact that this Big Jack Ass is JUST, INAPPROPRIATE, has a lot to do with this whole situation, so guess I’m asking for way too much for him to do anything in an appropriate way.
He's missing his mountian view!
Hurry, Hurry, Big Jack Ass…
The ♕Queen♕ Has A Problem!
Big Jack Ass didn’t even have time to park and get out of his truck, a couple of days ago, in the afternoon, before the Hooty~Booty WITCH was doing the … HOOTY HUSTLE, across the cul-de-sac to go to his house for an important meeting. I could tell she had something very, very special on her mind because she was scanning the terrain, looking like a paranoid and desperate …
DRAMA QUEEN!
Hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm!
DRASTIC DRAMA ON THIS CUL-DE-SAC!
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Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…
My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right!
Thank you DADDY, I love you!
…FROM MAD TO GLAD … CAUTION … CHILDREN AT PLAY….
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POSE for the Magic Camera!
Flashback …
about 2 months ago …
Several days before I had posted THE EX FACTOR, about me having the photo in the lavender lace panties, I was out with my dogs and my neighbor came out of her house and moved her daughter’s car. I was near enough so I didn’t need to scream out and very politely, and as ladylike, as could be, told her that … “It seems, I have a NAKED photo, looks just like you, off the internet, in lavender lace panties, and it is pretty nasty looking. I could give you a copy.” Probably an indelicate, way to have put it (my bad), but, in comparison to those slanderous lies she so trashily screamed out at me, not bad … at all!
She rushed on into her house and about 20 minutes later, the police were at my door, asking about what was going on, my neighbor had called. I had a conversation with the nice officers, and they seemed surprised when I told them the photo came from the Internet. I tried to coherently explain bits and pieces of our ongoing, ridiculous problem. Anyway … bottom line, I told them that I’d never do that again, I promise! I do mean that, and maybe I did make a mistake telling her about that NASTY PHOTO, but it seemed the right thing to do, at the moment, rather than …BOOM… it just blowing up in her face … if she read my blog and there it was (Yaki says she reads it). See … no good deed goes unpunished, should’ve not said a word!
I was actually hoping to have dialogue. And, I was wanting to give her a chance to put some clarity on the incident that ignited me, the lies, she and her ex-husband screamed out at us, the ones that lit this NUCLEAR BOMB … about those criminal acts they accused my son and me of doing! Then her ordering us to MOVE with her…
GREAT MORAL AUTHORITY!
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Getting Along
Understanding is the key to getting along. Neighbors need to get along, don’t they? I do think that Tree Lady didn’t want to get along and this woman’s plan was … to drop a lying bomb on my son and me … no discussion, no understanding … BOOM. Her plan … we would feel all the bombs the neighbors would drop … because of the HATE she generated with her lies and she certainly knew how to acquire the help of the ogling moron men who just love her g-string, gardening, hiny~shiny.
When you shine your hooty~booty around, it makes for an intimate connection, when the neighbors are VERY FAMILIAR with your private body parts. AAAAhhhhhhhhhmmmm … wouldn’t you think she’d be smart enough to know that?
This woman was so proud of herself, yelling at me, giving me orders to move. Her plan didn’t include that, what if, I don’t care what the neighbors think, don’t care how many little, dislike bombs they drop. I have an arsenal of nukes of my own, and instead of making me move, she’s only FIRED UP the spirits and my creative mind.
We would MOVE, because we’d be so upset that these choice neighbors on this cul-de-sac, don’t like us … WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Wrong again, lady …
YOU… are an idiot!
I politely wanted to give her a FREE COPY of an image ! This lady just needs a Personal Police Department to take care of …
the MANY PERSONAL NEEDS of ♕ HER HIGHNESS ♕ .
As soon as the police left, TREE LADY went out into her yard to water those FAMOUS TREES. She sent out her distress beam and two of the MORON, MOB MEN NEIGHBORS came out into the cul-de-sac,
JUST LIKE OLD TIMES …
to listen to her WHINE … but wait, she definitely wasn’t shining that day … HAD IT ALL COVERED UP! DARNIT! I’d just love to capture a photo of that, but, haven’t seen it in while, and it may, now, be reserved for PRIVATE SHOWINGS, only…
but never fear my trusty cartoon is always here for everyone to see…
But, she did manage to do her magic and stir them up, anyway! Guess just the mere thought of the HOOTY~BOOTY, upset, was enough to get them all riled up with me.
Some friends came by and I went into my driveway and BIG JACK ASS gave me … IF LOOKS COULD KILL … VERY TERSE AND EVIL … “MENACING” LOOK!
I was thinking… when the police were talking to me … they mentioned Snoopy Cam, several times, and why do I need such a high tech camera? Why wouldn’t you get the best camera you can get; is there an Oceanside law that says you can only have cheap cameras? HHHHMMMMMMMMMMM … later, I thought that, just maybe, just maybe… I’m speculating here … but, perhaps this DRAMATIC neighbor lady told the police that my MAGIC SNOOPY CAM captured a naked photo of her. she’s telling those men neighbor’s something that’s stirring them up, for sure. Can’t imagine what, unless, I’ll just bet that she conjured up some lie to get those guys rattled, and I’m sure what she told the police WAS NOT what I said to her. There was no way, what I said, or the way I said it, warranted calling the police.
Well, I’ll have to give her the benefit of the doubt, maybe, she didn’t hear exactly what I said, so maybe I’m being too hard on the poor woman. Maybe she thought I said that I took a photo of her in her lavender lace panties, and I wanted to give her a copy. Could’ve been the case, so it’s not fair to call her a liar about that, although, she’s sure has earned the LIAR title for her tirade of trash she spewed at us. She earned herself a place in history in my expressive Art Collection of Wonderland, for lying, with the HOT PANTS ON FIRE, animation below. (Click on and check out …Art of Wonderland … for the rest of the collection).
Commotion on the cul-de-sac with angry men neighbors … could tell by their bodys’ language. This is all about the pitiful Queen and that photo! I assure you that the photo I have, is …
POSED FOR THE CAMERA …
found on the internet …
in a PORNO COLLECTION…
Naughty … Naughty … Naughty .
I didn’t do it!
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I will spare your eyes, unless you just really feel the need to look at this most distasteful display …
Well, go ahead, Click Here … enter at your own risk… might poison your mind!
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Egg On Your Face
Don’t say I didn’t try to warn you, and, if you do feel the need to barf, please try not to ruin your keyboard.
Use eye drops 3 times a day for 3 days to DE-SLEAZE your eyeballs.
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SNOOPY, the MAGIC CAMERA …
Snoopy Cam and I had nothing to do with taking the lewd photo! MYSTIC YAKI … MY VOODOO QUEEN CAT and Chiku, my African Grey Parrot, did a chant that brought it MAGICALLY TO ME !
My Snoopy Cam does not have the capabilities of photographing inside her windows; anyone knowing about camera lenses would know that, by looking. If I had wanted to take photos through this woman’s windows, I’ve had lots of opportunities, and I have a camera that would do the trick (not SNOOPY CAM), could’ve gotten some GREAT shots of her PEEP SHOW daughter, NAKED, on so many occasions, but I never would do that, as it would be invading someone’s privacy. I know about that since Peep Show captured me with her video camera in my bedroom, one of the few times I called the police. You’d think she would know that you can’t invade someone’s privacy, but then, I remember whose DNA she has, so it’s not really her fault.
Now, I don’t know if any of the men neighbors might have gotten a hot shot of the HOT, little princess, but that would be NONE OF MY BUSINESS … unless it gets PUT OUT there, on the WWW, then it is everyone’s business. She had special, “peepshow blinds” on her bedroom window for several years and I can guarantee that others had access to her, almost, nightly nudity.
Snoopy Cam is SOOOOOO GOOD, but is NOT the MAGIC camera, and is probably getting blamed for lots of things Snoopy Cam shouldn’t be given credit for, as there’s an abundance of PARANOID PEEPS on this street, who like to be dramatic and they also like to conjure crap and lie.
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The ♕ QUEEN ♕ … she called in all the troops , even had the man who MURDERED HER DOG (she said), and who sifted through and took her intimate garbage, Mr. Crystal, into her house for a strategy session, after the police left my house.
She’s told me in the past that she doesn’t allow Mr. Crystal into her house, but maybe she’s desperate, and her rules have changed.
Desperate people make desperate choices!
Big Jack Ass, after menacing me earlier that day, came out to load his truck, violently chunking wood. I started to call the police to report …
HOT NUTS
ON THE CUL-DE-SAC,
thanks to the ♕ QUEEN ♕ having shared her conjured story, that’s what this lady does … SHARES her concoctions, speculations, LIES, WHINES, and her famous, HOOTY~BOOTY, with the GUYS! I’m really trying to understand and maybe she just can’t help being the chatty, air-head, center of the UNIVERSE, Narcissus, that she is.
Stirs up her cauldron of crap on a daily basis…
Lots of DRAMA,
and she loves that affirmation and attention that her minions give her during her NEEDY TIMES (that would be, EVERYDAY), but of course … what can you expect from a ♕ QUEEN ♕. Her title is now including … Narcissistic , Drama Queen, as well as, Queen Flappinlipz!
Sorry for that flashback …
now, for the here and now…
HER Helpful Harry has turned into THE BIG APE, again!
TEMPER … TEMPER!
He’s using CA’s valuable water during drought conditions (see…CA Drought Alert … Raging Neighbor, BUSTED, Using Water Weapon), wastefully, trying to wash our land away.
Guess that photo of lavender lacy underwear has his adrenaline surging!
Wonder how he’s profited from all his doings he’s dished out on behalf of his♕QUEEN ♕, involving himself with her lies and slander against us? Hhhhhmmmmmm … surely, he’s gotten something good out of this deal, something that makes him …VERY HAPPY!
There is so much drama on this little cul-de-sac! Normally, I don’t do drama, but since I live on DRAMA DRIVE … “when in France, do as the French”!
I’ve been studying the psychology of our unneighborly situation and I do believe I’ve figured out Big Jack Ass’s problem … my theory … it started in infancy … he must’ve had a “Pigs in a blanket”, baby blanket ( very ugly baby colors), with 4 hot pink squares, sending “hot pink messages” to his developing brain, causing him fitful sleep patterns, with pink pigs dancing in his head.
Not 1 blue square is on that entire pig blanket, and, that shade of grey left him with many self-doubts. No wonder the guy has problems.
Bet he started eating pork rinds at a very early age.
Please remember to closely monitor your baby’s first colors or you could totally warp his personality! You certainly don’t want your adorable baby growing up to be a…
BIG JACK ASS !
I crack a smile every time I think of this ridiculous CRAP!
PeepShow is done!
Yaki says… the little PeepShow Princess has moved, surely, needing to escape the EVIL looming over her mother’s house, because of this very unneighborly mess! I’m sure she’s happy to move on from that fouled, nasty nest.
I do wish her the best and hope her health is good, now.
Big Jack Ass, when we were still speaking, gossiped all about her issues and finances (expensive meds). Isn’t it reassuring to know that your confidante neighbor chatters to those who might not have heard it from your own lips, keeping everyone informed and up to snuff about your personal, private lives.
Gossip is so very interesting, doesn’t even matter if it’s true, because it can provoke all the real responses, such as pity, sorrow, anger, hate, envy, fear, happiness, love, or whatever human emotion, gossip can induce. Just think, if the gossip isn’t true, all that emotion was a waste, but, guess you can say it was sad, interesting, fun, or at least, stimulating to hear all about your neighbor’s supposed, private and personal lives. Makes for great entertainment and conversation, fiction or not!
Seems strange he would be telling me all their private details of their family problems, knowing how they felt about me. I would consider that betraying their trust. That’s just me, though, in the world of chit-chatters, everything is fair game. What does a gossip do? Why, they gossip, of course … they do what they do, because they’ve had lots of practice and are proud of themselves for “being … in the know”.
Gossiping is an addiction. It gives the gossiper a positive feeling to be the knowledgeable one, teaching the ones who are uninformed, a big boost to his fragile, “HOT PINK” ego.
You’d think the ♕ Queen ♕ would know what a gossip he is … but guess she NEVER THOUGHT! You know maybe I’ve stumbled onto something, here, perhaps her brains are just so sparse that she CAN’T THINK!
PeepShow’s cousin moved into her bedroom, Yaki says. I’ve heard plenty of gossip about him and his mother ( Mr. Remodel’s sister) from Queen Flappinlipz’s chatty lips, but won’t go into all that, now.
My Voodoo Queen, Yaki, Mystic Cat of Wonderland, chants into a mirror daily for reversing all the evil the neighbors have created. It’s not a conjured, evil curse, but only averts the evil they meant to harm others (me and my son), and returns it … times 3. And, of course the more evil the person has in their heart, well, they can expect to suffer accordingly.
Very drastic, complicated, stuff for a very nasty situation … check out … Spells by Type and Mythos Tome
CURSES
Mr. Dufus Remodel got a new truck, and … his bumper got crunched the second day he had it! And he got a parking ticket last week, thanks to him not remembering it was street sweeper day. And he sure is a Stinker, thanks to the Voodoo my kitty put on him for all the evil he said to us.
I know he’s thinking about how to escape this witch and her moldy dungeon.
He’s remorseful … wonder if he’ll ever be a man and apologize to me for the horrible things he said … he knows he was dead wrong, and he’s going to suffer a long time, unless he makes what wrong he did , right, to the best of his ablility.
REALLY NASTY STUFF!
I truly am sorry that I’ve been placed into the position to report this SLEAZY STORY, but I have forged ahead even thru the slimiest conditions. Sometimes a DIRTY JOB has to be done, and you just roll up your sleeves and get busy because combating EVIL is an extra, nasty job …
git urr done!
That’s how I’ve approached this crappy, mess. Stuff like this is really distasteful, on so many levels … gutter garbage, sleazy, low class, lying, conniving EVIL, TRASHY CRAP!
Decent folks just don’t act like this, but this whole situation is INDECENT AND RIDICULOUS, and, I’m the lone reporter, determined to tell the truth about their doings. They’re not getting away with their crap, and I’m glad about that. I’ve dived right into her muck to report it all.
My, used to be … unhappy condition, has been transformed into this happy therapy, learning project, that makes me laugh so much. Silliness has created forgiveness and now, the need for understanding; why and how, a group of people could be manipulated into mob action, created by a narcissistic trashy~flashy, witch.
Now, analysis of the problem, and what to do for the future to insure a jolly existence, here in Wonderland, amongst the WITCH and her IDIOTS.
Yaki is doing rituals everyday, giving extra duty to the cause, making sure that no evil goes unnoticed. We are burning through some Voodoo Candles, but wax is cheap. Wax is much, much cheaper than prozac, and there’s no side effects for me, well except candles glowing, and I do love candles, but, there are mucho effects for the evil neighbors.
Burning candles, Voodoo spell,
Evil wishes, I repel,
Chanting to the mirror’s depths …
Spirit Chango’s fury seeks,
Justice dealt for evil deeds
And the many lies they tell.
Justice Spirit in the Sky…
Chango … Chango …
Give them HELL!
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Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…
My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right!
Thank you DADDY, I love you!
…FROM MAD TO GLAD … CAUTION … CHILDREN AT PLAY….
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Silly cartoons and tales of the cul-de-sac …Oceansidetrees.com
CA Drought Alert … Raging Neighbor, BUSTED, Using Water Weapon
Busted ... Raging Water Hog
I’ve been wondering when my civic-minded, passive-aggressive neighbor, Big Jack Ass, would get fired-up and kick into his “get even” mode.
The wrath of the raging flood waters is happening on the cul-de-sac. Big Jack Ass is steamed up over there, because of his devotion to his Queen, and he thinks he’s being very crafty, trying to do us harm.
He’s using valuable water, during drought conditions, leaving it running a river into our backyard. It’s his pattern, he’s been doing this for a while, and we’ve had to call the police, when his water was left running for several days, flooding our property.
He’s using his water weapon to try and wash us off into the canyon.
This is not a paranoid fear, but an evil reality, we already see the proof on our property. A structural engineer will be able to asses the damage. Also, their are records of his water use, and will show his excesses.
Now we are in the process of collecting the evidence, since I got my new video camera, Yanni, as in… “Yanni, on the spot”… always handy, quick and easy, ready to capture hi-definition images. Technology is super sophisticated, now … I love it!
People living in CA near the coastline have sedimentary soil and when you live high atop a canyon, water can easily erode your land. We don’t have very much rain, so we don’t have that worry, however, there are other things to be concerned about … IDIOT, EVIL NEIGHBORS!
Watching and recording, I am your trusty, cul-de-sac reporter, coming from CA …
The Land of Fruits and Nuts.
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List of the progression of my ANGER and my mental therapy…
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Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…
My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right!
Thank you DADDY, I love you!
…FROM MAD TO GLAD … CAUTION … CHILDREN AT PLAY….
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Silly cartoons and tales of the cul-de-sac …Oceansidetrees.com
MYSTIC LAGNIAPPE!
Cajun word_lagniappe
- Pronunced : lan-yap
- Definition: lagniappe_something given as a bonus or extra gift.
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This is most definitely …
MYSTIC LAGNIAPPE!
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NASTY NEWS FLASH:
COVER YOUR EYES!
... O M G ! …
VERY DISTURBING …
NAKED NEIGHBOR NEWS …
Okay, I’m sitting here …
IN DISBELIEF …
at what I’m looking at …
ANOTHER NAKED NEIGHBOR?
IS THIS MY 4th NAKED NEIGHBOR ENCOUNTER,
right in my face, here in Wonderland?
(see..Naked Neighbors…PEEPER’S PARADISE )
Can’t count how many Peep Shows I’ve seen of that little Peep Show Princess, but …
OOOOOOOOHHHHH…
MAMA …
THIS IS A REAL SHOCKER!!!
I didn’t want to report this story, for a variety of reasons, and had just about decided it was just not appropriate … BUT … had just come home from a day of fun, and there was Tree Lady out in her yard, watering her FAMOUS TREES, and her BIG FLAPPING MOUTH started barking at me, once again. Got the feeling this woman had been waiting for me to get home so she could say something. Yaki tells me she’s disturbed about the lace panty photo, but, oh well, she can be disturbed with her own FLASHY self.
She looked like a MANIAC, screaming crap at me, even though, she had just called the police a couple of weeks ago, to report me, for very nicely, telling her that I had this photo, asking if she wanted a free copy. The police thought it best that we not talk to each other, but the “no talking to your neighbor rule” must only apply to me. Guess I could’ve called the police and reported her, but she is the Queen and we know that she lies, and surely would have told the police that she didn’t say what she said, and to be honest, I didn’t hear anything, except …
“YOUR SON … #%*@*%$#%^)$*#&^&#%”!
A hateful, EVIL VIBE, to be sure, launched at me … and it headed right back to her house, INSTANTLY … that’s how Yaki’s VOODOO spell works. EVIL ENERGY is settling over her household. Yaki tells me she might be starting to understand what’s going on; she is having … TOO MUCH CHAOS, and SHE IS THE FUEL FOR IT ALL … DDDDDDDUUUUUUUHHHHHH! It would be about time she starts to take notice!
Her rules are that she can say whatever LIES she wants, spread them around, to try and embarrass and smear us, but if I say TRUTH about her, she wants to have me…
ARRESTED!
In America we do still have FREEDOM OF SPEACH! I do believe it’s OK to blog about what’s happening, as long as I’m truthful and not making up stuff to hurt people, especially since this whole raging blog is the truth about how she’s made up her lying, mess, trying to hurt us. The details of what I’m reporting…
ARE ALL TRUE…
SORRY, but she created all this junk, not me, and I’ve not put out one bit of any effort to dig up any dirt on her, it just keeps piling in here … lagniappe … MYSTIC LAGNIAPPE !
What’s happening here in Wonderland is synchronicity, and it is cosmic!
Promised myself that I would tell only the truth, reporting all the facts concerning these people, because of the the EVIL they’ve tried to put on us, and because of the refusal to even discuss those vicious lies this woman has spread; I’m so glad she reaffirmed exactly who she is, for me so that , now, I won’t feel ONE TWINGE of guilt for…
putting on display …
her displaying … her display.
I did have guilt over publishing something so awful, that under normal circumstances, I would never think of, as being my business, but, her still attacking me, once again, well, that hateful witch can just contemplate her words, actions, and images, because all this stuff … she owns it, and she’s the ONE, who put it all out there … used her DUMB BOOTY as a weapon to hurt my family!
I wonder if she’s sorry about all this, now? When she put her trash out to the universe, and included us … she’s going to get TOP BILLING … in this UNIVERSE … all thanks to me, and she certainly deserves it …
THE TRUTH WILL BE KNOWN!
This is part of a much bigger picture, the trashy way this woman has acted, and now this trashy image has come to me … her BAD KARMA… because the spirits wanted to give me tangible proof of what she’s about … perfect timing!
The main reason I’m tastefully (aaahhhmmm … aaahhhmmm, if that’s EVEN possible) republishing this photo from the Internet, albeit, NOT THE ENTIRE SORDID IMAGE…
BECAUSE THE SPIRITS …
SENT IT TO ME.
It’s my duty that this story be told, and it’s coming together in an unbelievable way.
You know that I’ve been reporting on how she shines her ASS since the very beginning of this blog, and now, this is the…
PERFECT EVIDENCE
There are countless lewd images on the internet, and this one just happened to be seen and handed to me …
MIGHTY MYSTICAL STUFF …
is happening over here in Wonderland!
I’ve been given this TOP SECRET INFORMATION, well, I don’t imagine it’s too top secret if it’s posted on the …
WORLD WIDE WEB …
a photo, IDENTICAL TO THE QUEEN, decked out in her lacy , lavender panties.
Hooty~ Booty … O M G !… this has gotten serious …
FORGET ABOUT … HOOTY~BOOTY …
THIS IS …
FLASHY~TRASHY …
What are the chances that this image would be handed to me?
A GAZILLION TO ONE !
Another one of Yaki’s successful VOODOO SPELLS !
My Mystic Cat of Wonderland is amazing!
Chiku, my African Grey, a member of Yaki’s VOODOO staff, delivered this image to me, apologizing for the explicit nature of the photo. She said she did a special chant that Yaki taught her .
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Hooty~Booty … let me see…
All your stuff,
You’ll show…to me …
Flash it girl … and we’ll know…
Just how TRASHY… you can be.
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Chiku was just pecking away at her keyboard, late, into the night … chanting, Juba dancing, and …
burning candles …
and that photo, just …
MAGICALLY
appeared on her MacBook Pro.
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SERENDIPITY
(the occurrence and development of events
by chance in a happy or beneficial way)
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I wasn’t HAPPY to see this TRASHY image, but it certainly is BENEFICIAL to show the UNIVERSE that what I’ve been saying, all along, does have merit. I haven’t been just imagining this stuff, and here is the proof!
I quickly edited it , so you don’t have to look at the whole distasteful photo … sorry guys … since it’s wwwwaaaayyyyyy too RISQU`E . You know, even with the stuff cropped and arted out, it is STILL TOOOOOOO NASTY …
I’M SORRY!
The little swatch of lacy panties was the only clothing involved, and it wasn’t covering what panties are designed to cover, she was making sure of that … it was …
TOO DISGUSTING!
I wouldn’t dare want to have such a TRASHY website, really showing this person shining her assets. A silly cartoon is one thing … but a…
RAUNCHY, REAL PHOTO …
is another thing … altogether, of…
HER ALTOGETHER
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Ooh La La !
Sing along folks, to the tune of … “Queen’s … We Will Rock You”
𝄞 ♫ ♪ ♪
You’ve got egg on your face…
You big disgrace…
Shining your BOOTY
All over the place.
SHE WILL …
SHE WILL …
ROCK YOU !!
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Is this that same woman who barked out her trashy lies, threatening us? Now, just look what THE SPIRITS put in my lap …
Yaki’s DEVIL WIND …
has stirred up a cyclone …
that’s kicking up the trash!
All the EVIL ENERGY this woman conjured up is flying all over this cul-de-sac, looking for a place to land and Yaki has rerouted it right back over to her house, from whence it came.
This photo is HARD EVIDENCE and makes…
MY POINT
about her proclivity to…
FLASH HER ASS .
I am a very close observer … NOW, and these neighbors have only themselves to thank, for me…
cranking down my MICROSCOPE!
Yaki says … THE SPIRITS HAVE A HOLD OF HER EVIL … she gets triple consequences, and …
HER CHICKENS ARE COMING HOME TO ROOST!
Oh … Those bad, bad chickens!
This is really some…
Foul … Fowl !
Who would believe that this particular image, out of the many, many, many, images on the WWW … would be brought to …
MY ATTENTION !
IS THIS JUSTICE … OR WHAT?
I’m not gloating …
I’M JUST TOTALLY AMAZED!
This does feel like a DOUBLE SHOT OF JUSTICE … that this…
TREE LADY HAS NO FOLIAGE…
This is the very ammunition she has used to cause this MOB (see…Psychological Torture …THE MOB DOES NOT RULE) to harass, threaten, and slander with the purpose of trying to force us to relocate, so that those guys can …
KEEP HER FLASHY ASS HAPPY !
Maybe she’ll soon realize that she did not get away with her EVIL, and … THE SPIRITS AREN’T HAPPY WITH HER … I’ve made really sure of that. I invite their vibrations to this cul-de- sac, to cleanse it of evil, EVERYDAY. All the dirt is getting dumped exactly where it belongs, right on top of HER EVIL HEAP!
EVIL
is sticky and stinky , and it’s…
STUCK ALL OVER HER SMELLY SELF.
Perhaps she’ll become a GOOD NEIGHBOR … clean up her act, learn to be nice , and try to make amends for the hurt that she’s caused everyone. Maybe she’s going to realize that …
I am the neighbor she cultivated,
she’s now reaping what she sowed!
WE ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE !
GET USED TO THAT FACT!
Deal with it!
Wonder if she would like to have an adult conversation about that stuff she said to my son and me? I’m reasonable, easy to get along with, and I’d just like some clarification about that EVIL she’s trying to put on my family. I’d like to ask her about her information concerning those crimes she accused us of doing. Anyone in this universe would demand to know why someone would say such horrible things about them! The lies she said are not easily disregarded, let me assure you, those lies have created and generated a whirlwind of psychic NUCLEAR energy from me, that all these people are feeling. I called and reported her lies about us, but she lied when the police asked her about what she’d said.
The only solution for me was to …
BURN IT BRIGHT … PUT IT IN LIGHTS !
These chips just keep falling on her head, and I don’t see it letting up anytime soon, as…
there’s more to come!
I’ve already forgiven her, but the SPIRITS are now addressing HER EVIL …
VOODOO IS ON HER ASS …
and as long as she keeps up her EVIL THOUGHTS and WISHES and all her minions harbor EVIL towards us … CONJURED by this WITCH … they ALL will suffer, just as long as THIS ENTITY LIVES! She cannot pay enough money to undo this spell as it is …
directly, connected to
… HER EVIL …
THIS DARK ENTITY IS LOVING THIS WITCH!
I’m just hoping that she’ll remember all that she’s done to create this MONSTER and maybe she’s smart enough to never pull this kind of CRAP on anyone else.
She should take a close look at how her family has suffered and WILL suffer, all because the dark entity is feeding on HER EVIL! She should check out the neighbors’ problems, and take a bow for her part in their suffering.
The circle of EVIL …
what goes around, comes around
… she fabricated it … looped us into it … other neighbors … and her family . This woman is a self-centered, Narcissist , and has stirred up every bit of this mess just so she can have her way. She should be absolutely ashamed of herself! Narcissism, the classic example!
Her EVIL has come right back on her, thanks to my very, sharp focus and YAKI, MY VOODOO QUEEN CAT, and her expertise in the VOODOO ARTS. The Witch didn’t realize that when she included … MOI (ME) … she gets much more than she bargained for! I know lots of stuff that she has NO CLUE about … and, I’m sure that she now realizes, just a little, too late.
Yaki took VOODOO AIM, and her EVIL… has attached itself…
FIRMLY … TO HER ASS.
Now, I don’t know if this woman posted this photo on the internet, as an ad to get a date or just some attention; it does look to be an ancient photo, but, surely, she was not …
THAT STUPID,
but, I don’t know …
anyway …
it’s out there in…
GANDERLAND …
for all the boys to enjoy.
Bet ♕ THE QUEEN ♕ didn’t ever think this bright star would be shining right on our little, cul-de-sac. And this INFAMOUS PHOTO would POP-UP… and, be handed to the very LADY (ME), who she tried to…
TRASH WITH HER LIES!
This has been…
MY EUREKA MOMENT
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM …
wonder if her Ex-Husband, put it on the internet? She does have wedding rings on in the photo. Wow, someone could be in SOME BIG TROUBLE, if she didn’t know this was FLYING ALL OVER CYBERSPACE!
Or, she could’ve been cheating on her husband, forgot to put her clothes on, forgot to take her rings off …
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA …
BAD, BAD, BAD…
STOPPIT …
RIGHT NOW,
AND, I MEAN IT … RIGHT NOW!
Sorry, it’s that out of control, silly, me, who just pops out, real often; a symptom of that split personality disorder thing I’ve got going on, thanks to the WITCH.
Could be all kinds of possibilities, who took the photo, and who’s posted it. It’s obvious, someone else took it, could be, someone that she’s done her special brand of Witchy Woman on, put it out there to the UNIVERSE, as retaliation.
BIG … BIG … BIG …
Drama on the Cul-de-Sac!
Have you noticed how much DRAMA this woman’s ASS has caused? This whole blog is because of her …
DRAMATIC DERRIЀRE
and, of course, her lying lips!
I’m real sure the Witch is going to be rallying her troops, AMASSING MORON MEN … involving them in her BIG … BIG … BIG … DRAMA!
I’ll have to say, I sure pegged her correctly …
SHE IS, WHO SHE IS !
I could see the truth of …
WHO SHE IS,
I’ve seen her in action … myself !
And just …WHO IS … this woman…
CALLING ME CRAZY …
SPREADING HER SLANDER …
TALKING HER TRASH?
She is…
A TRASHY~FLASHY EXHIBITIONIST … SHINING HINY …
FOR THE GUYS…
WORK IT GURRLLLL…
USE IT MAMA …
CONTROL FREAK!
I DO NOT CARE what this woman does in her life, and particularly, what she does with that ASS of hers, but when she started her crap with me and used her Hooty~Booty to stir up these moron, men neighbors… add to that her … TRASHY, CONTROL FREAK TACTICS, … screaming threats and lies at us … ordering us to MOVE … ADDING MY EX, BACK INTO MY LIFE … and, her idiot, ex-husband, threatening our business with his lies … they’ve made every bit of this TRASH …
MY PERSONAL BUSINESS !
As anyone reading this huge, raging, blog has probably noticed … I don’t do well with what my neighbors have been doing and just ignoring it didn’t work for me, because there are seven members of the mob, all doing and saying their hateful stuff to us.
Calling authorities for help didn’t work because the neighbors lied to the authorities. WE’RE DEFINITELY NOT MOVING! My health is much, too important , for me to STUFF this ridiculous problem. This Witch wanted WAR with me and…
SHE GOT IT!
The neighbors felt no need to mediate the problems they’ve caused, they’re sticking together, and they hate us because of the lies the WITCH told them, and, of course, we did park an ugly truck on the city street in front of her castle; we are definitely guilty, of making the ♕ Queen ♕ mad.
What’s to mediate? They’ve said and done what they have, and I’ve told the absolute truth about all their doings, and will continue this very lengthy, informative report.
These neighbors can just dream of the “GOOD OLD DAYS” when I minded my own business, never cared about anybody else’s; kept to myself, doing my own thing, and was always cordial to everyone on my street, with a courteous greeting, doing favors whenever anyone asked. Well, the controlling ♕ QUEEN ♕ has managed to RUIN ALL THAT … stirred up this …
Cauldron of CRAP!
NO ONE ATTACKS ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
My recipe for a happy cul-de-sac, when living in close proximity with a group of people, was to be respectful, stay out of their personal lives, and don’t talk about them to any other neighbors, and to MIND MY OWN BUSINESS. That worked for me, all these years … UNTIL THIS ♕ QUEEN ♕! Playing by her new rules … she has gossiped, slandered, and disrespected us with lies and stirred up lots of people against us. She created for me … INSTANT SPLIT PERSONALITY DISORDER, and turned me into …
PRESTO – CHANGE – O …
TALE TELLER OF …
ALL The TRUE TRASH…
and
RENDERER OF RIDICULOUS ART!
I made a respectful request to this woman about her trees blocking my ocean view and she chose to disregard me, altogether, picked a fight with my son … then dreamed up her vindictive, lying, slandering scheme … which included her MOB … and possibly …
MY EX-HUSBAND …
WHAT A WITCH!
And, when that special ingredient …HER CRAP… got added into this recipe … it surely…
KICKED EVERYTHING UP A NOTCH!
Perhaps, now, it’s just …
A BIT TOO SPICY FOR HER TASTE!
A , ROTTEN TRUTH SANDWICH …
IS SOMETIMES
VERY HARD TO SWALLOW!
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(Let the Good Times Roll!)
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Girls , just a word, here …
- DO NOT PUT YOUR NAKED IMAGE ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE IT WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU!
- DO NOT LET ANYONE ELSE HAVE A NAKED IMAGE OF YOU, WHO COULD PUT IT ON THE INTERNET, BECAUSE … IT WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU…
BOOGIE … BOOGIE … BOO!
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Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…
My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right!
Thank you DADDY, I love you!
…FROM MAD TO GLAD … CAUTION … CHILDREN AT PLAY….
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