Tales From the Cul-de-sac

A collection of fruits and nuts in California

Cul-de-sac Car Crisis

See the whole sordid saga and silly cartoons … Oceansidetrees.com

 

Oooooouuuuuuweeeeeeiiiiiiiiii! Sure is lots of “fixin and frettin” and towing going on over here in Wonderland.

 

 

Seems like everyday, lately, Big Jack Ass is under one of his 5 autos fixing something. Or something on his car is getting stolen, or his car alarm is blasting out of control, or his vehicles are getting towed.

big-jack-ass-boots

All this sounds an awful lot like this BIG JACK ASS… “DONE GOT THE VOODDOO ON HIM”!

crippled-el-camino WOW, Yaki’s Voodoo is hitting the mark!!! (see… Big Jack Ass Auto Alert and …WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH )

You know that Yaki, my Voodoo Queen Cat, didn’t like the fact that Big Jack Ass threatened the lady (ME) who feeds and pets her everyday, and gives her boxes to play in,yaki-in-the-box1 and keeps her litter box sparkling… but, now Big Jack Ass is suffering the consequences of  being…

A BIG DUMB ASS

and now Voodoo consequences are all over Big Jack Ass’s 5 autos.

Wonder if he’s taking notice of the car crisis he’s been dealing with?  Wonder if he realizes his EVIL DOINGS are DOING EVIL and it’s landing on him!  WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

He gets to SUFFER, now.

CODE VIOLATION

Oh, EXCUSE ME … I do believe it’s a code violation to be working on your vehicle on a city street in Oceanside, CA and perhaps a call to Code Enforcement is in order!

That is my “Bad Self” watching my neighbor, and being all nosy, reporting on something he’s doing wrong, to the Universe. I don’t have to look very hard because this guy IS WRONG, all the time, and all you need do is just … LOOK AND SEE … WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!

I don’t know how many WRONG things he does behind the scenes, but out front, for everyone to see … he is REALLY WRONG!

No wonder Big Jack Ass is afflicted with Paranoia (see…PARANOIA…), as he has created a situation for himself where he has to be concerned about getting caught for doing and being WRONG. He just loves to do WRONG STUFF and to get away with it. Then he’ll find someone to impress with how he knows how to DO WRONG and get away with it. And to impress our  Cul-de-sac Queen… he must have been her adviser on how to save money by not getting city permits for remodeling and, I’m sure he was her illegal driveway city curb cutting adviser, as well. How do I know all this… Yaki of Wonderland, my Mystic Cat told me.

transmission-fluid

Big Jack Ass Biohazard Drip

Big Jack Ass now thinks the street is his vehicle repair, work station. He’s out under his autos, greasing up the place with his BIG BIOHAZARD DRIPS! I’m watching him, and who knows, I’m just liable to call about this code violation as it might make my blood pressure spike, and that could be life-threatening!

I have been instructed to call in for LIFE OR DEATH situations, ONLY, according to Code Enforcement here in Oceanside, CA, so this one just might qualify as a real code violation, except it is probably only just TECHNICALLY, a code violation. I’ve never quite grasped the meaning of all that, but glad the city of Oceanside employs people who know the difference.

Why do I continue to nitpick and point out every little thing on the cul-de-sac ? Because I can … I like it … Big Jack Ass threatened me … and as long as he lives next door to me, he gets exactly who he asked me to be …

MY BAD SELF!

HIS BAD SELF = MY BAD SELF … a very simple equation. This doesn’t really take a genius to figure out.

asschewing

Permanent Virtual Ass-Chewing

Those  BULLY TACTICS he dished out, the… you’re doing things ”MY WAY” attitude, doesn’t work over here …

Here I am, a GRANDMOTHER, who was always nice and friendly… how could the neighbors know that I would turn into A NEIGHBOR NIGHTMARE, messing up their selfish plans … GOOD GRIEF GRANNY!

WHO KNEW!!!!

No one gets away with dishing out CRAP to me.

That was an extremely ignorant thing to do, threatening me. I usually keep MY BAD SELF under wraps, but when the occasion calls for MY BAD SELF, I come… unwrapped, and “VOILÀ”,  I’m here to oblige.  see…Virtual Ass-Chewing

The way I see it,  Big Jack Ass used to know the nice me, but he beckoned MY BAD SELF when he tried to bully me with his threats. Guess he didn’t really know that MY BAD SELF existed, but ignorance is no excuse and the consequences are here, regardless.

People Get Shot Over Stuff Like This

People Get Shot Over Stuff Like This

These neighbors have messed with the wrong person…I am
  …THE TRANSFORMER
All the negative energy … lies, gossip and threats they enjoyed at my son’s and my expense … is landing on my neighbors, now … and turn-about is fair play.  They’re getting just what they deserve!
  

These foolish neighbors did not calculate for this, did they!

I just ♥ LOVE ♥ TO PLAY!

Everyone involved in my little problem gets Kartoon Karma and Virtual Voodoo. Yaki my voodoo cat has done an excellent job (see…Virtual Voodoo) (see…Virtual Hissy-Fit).

Who knew a CAT could channel such cul-de-sac chaos!

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Yakking Cat of Wonderland

To get a glimpse of what this rant is all about see

…The Neighbors

   List of the progression of my ANGER and my mental therapy…Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…  

My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right! Thank you DADDY, I love you! …FROM MAD TO GLAD … …CAUTION…CHILDREN AT PLAY….

 

Silly cartoons and tales of the cul-de-sac …Oceansidetrees.com

November 13, 2008 Posted by I•N•The•Sky | Bad Neighbors, California, City of Oceanside, bad, cartoons, cat, code, crazy, disrespect, evil people, evil., feline, funny, hell, idiot, idiots, paranoia, people, rat, tree blocking, trees, ugly, ugly neighbors, unneighborly, voodoo | | No Comments

Body Language

See the whole sordid saga and silly cartoons … Oceansidetrees.com

Body language is very important to the art of communicating and constitutes about half of the information given in any encounter, therefore it is an essential element in understanding.

There are many signals given to tell someone of the attitude during an encounter, whether it is human or animal, and body language speaks more truthfully than the spoken words.

Also, you’ll learn that some psychological conditions may enter into body language. No matter what is said, you’ll know enough to read the COO COO FACTOR of the conversation, just by paying attention to the subtle clues that any BODY subconsciously gives, man, animal or a mixture thereof.

For the most part, this body language occurs subconsciously, often giving an opposite meaning from the words spoken.  Once you learn how to read body language, you’ll be able to spot the inconsistent  words and body language to decipher the real meaning of the communication.

Words often don’t speak as eloquently as the body.

Included here are some examples of BODY LANGUAGE beneficial to understanding communications.

 

TAIL WAGGING…

This swishing motion of the tail is a subconscious “asking for acceptance”; in this case, because he’s a big stinker, and he knows it.

Notice the inquisitive tipping of the head (see head tipping below) and his crooked smile.

This skunk is asking for appreciation.  He wants to be petted by his master and will always do her bidding with little or NO CLUE that he has been…

CONJURED INTO EVIL DEEDS TO SUIT HER EVIL NEEDS.

This type of behavior can often be seen in followers instead of leaders.

He started out NEW and now he is USED!

Read on down to learn A USED MAN’S FATE.

Big Stinker

 

You can tell by the fierce thrashing motion of the tail, and the low, “on-guard ” ready to scurry stance, that this is a very hostile, sneaky rat.

He likes to drop gossip, lies, insinuations, threats, and rat droppings for the pleasure of his MISTRESS.  Oops, I wouldn’t want to drop anything … like juicy gossip … what I meant to say was … for THE QUEEN, HE PAYS ALLEGIANCE TO … instead of using that MISTRESS word, sorry!

Sneaky, Conniving Rat

 

This example of tail wagging is ritualistic and is used for turning moron men into zombies to be used by The EVIL WITCH, to acquire what she wants.

 

Oceanside Witch

Witch

The men’s brains are disabled and the Witch’s brain does their thinking until, she finishes using … then disposes of them.

Louisiana Swamp Folklore…

says … the witch brews up the USED GUYS, in her big, black pot with bell peppers, okra, onions and File’ Gumbo, in a black roux, …. then eats them after Midnight, down in the dark Bayou, by the light of a gas lamp.

They say … the gators’ eyes glint in the flickering lamplight … a spooky sight, as they wait for the leftovers to be thrown into the black waters of the steamy swamp.

BOOGIE … BOOGIE … BOO …
BOOGIE … BOOGIE … BOO …

 
Hope I didn’t scare anyone, but it is so close to Halloween and this is a REAL WITCH we’re talking about, after all … The Oceanside Witch … she is legendary!

If the witch is a vegetarian, like this one, she actually uses the men up, with extra, extra duty, until THEY TURN INTO VEGETABLES … or a few … into FRUITS … the bell peppers, okra, and onions are optional.

Wonder what she’ll do with her leftovers since there’s no alligators here in California. Perhaps the coyotes would like them, and we’ve got loads of those in our canyon. And we do have at least 1 bobcat, that might enjoy the leftovers of…

THE RITUAL … MEAL OF USED UP MORON MEN AT MIDNIGHT…

BOOGIE … BOO

 

 

Head Tipping…

This example of head tipping is a sign of inner rage, used as a threat, that is carefully, measuredly, being shown.

It could be a sign of a neurological disorder, inner ear problem, or curiosity.

In this case, the first inference is drawn because a gun is part of the story, and threatening words, even if he says the words in a nice, informative, neighborly way, all the evidence would point to rage and a threat, even if the subject denies this when confronted.

Adding up the language will equal the truth as you decipher all aspects.

People Get Shot Over Stuff Like This

People Get Shot Over Stuff Like This

 

This is a territorial hog, sounding off and threatening with a lowered, tipped head … guarding.

 
He’s very serious with a menacing demeanor, a VERY BAD ATTITUDE.

Bellowing, foul emissions to ward off intrusions on his and the QUEEN’S private city street, he dares anyone to think of parking here, in his Wonderland Hog Wallow … THE QUEEN’S TERRITORY.

Guard Hog of the Cul-de-sac

 

 

Head Thrusting…

This bold forward motion is meant to be a “GET IN YOUR FACE” move, and no matter, even if no words are said, is a CLEAR WARNING of WATCH OUT!

Voodoo Cat

 

 

BODY BOWING…

This involuntary movement of the upper torso happens when anger explodes and causes the body to snap forward in an “into battle” position. This “snap forward” can be profound or minimal.  Muscles tense, screaming occurs, and there is a momentary loss of control. This temporary lapse is very interesting as it happens just at that very moment they’re trying to control … this type is known as … A CONTROL FREAK!

This body language often indicates a temper tantrum when the person DOESN’T GET THEIR WAY.

INFANTILE BOSSY BEHAVIOR that is cultivated in early childhood is called the … “SPOILED BRAT SYNDROME”.  If this condition is allowed to develop untreated … “DELUSIONAL QUEEN SYNDROME” will follow.

Control Freak

 

 

HEAD WAGGING…

This wagging of the head denotes mindless, BLABBING WITHOUT BRAINS.

This body language is associated with DELUSIONAL QUEEN SYNDROME, and some studies have shown that the head wagging is an involuntary motion, to shake up gray matter as there is not much thought process involved here.

When the mouth is in gear, the brain is clear ( meaning: see through, airy, very little gray matter).

These Queens like to wear heavy encrusted crowns since they add weight to their light, airy brains and it gives the head a more solid feel.

Delusional Queen

 

 

KISSY FACING…

This is an example of how body language communicates without words, even at a distance, and although a “kissy face” should indicate a pleasant greeting, however, this is a tricky one, as it is meant to signify … THE KISS OF DEATH … That slow, deliberate lip thrust is being substituted for a weapon.

Kissy Face

 

 

HISSY FACING…

This takes the head thrust a step further, because not only is it a WATCH OUT WARNING signal given, but the “HISSY FACE” moves that up several notches into the IMMINENT DANGER Category.

The showing of the teeth is a definite … BEWARE OF SHARP OBJECTS, best get away quickly!

Hairy tongue displays, as yet, have not been fully studied.

Both cat images are truthful and straightforward with little doubt as to what the mystic cat is saying.

The other examples shown above are just a few for you to learn , and many more signs do exist, in this interesting new science that will help people to decipher truth in this world where so many liars exist.

If you pay attention to what the body is saying instead of what comes out of a mouth, you’re much more likely to understand the truth.

 

List of the progression of my ANGER and my mental therapy…Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…         

My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right! Thank you DADDY, I love you! …FROM MAD TO GLAD … …CAUTION…CHILDREN AT PLAY….

October 18, 2008 Posted by I•N•The•Sky | 1, Bad Neighbors, CA, California, City of Oceanside, Oceanside City Council, blocked view, body language, evil people, funny, neighbor from hell, sharp objects, spite fence | | 2 Comments

The Road Hog That ROARED

See the whole sordid saga and silly cartoons … Oceansidetrees.com

Big Jack Ass Road Hog

Big Jack Ass is the ROAD HOG THAT ROARED. Not only does he hog the street with his 4 old, ugly, large, loud, pieces of crap, vehicles, but he also threatens people … us; he thinks he controls the cul-de-sac, OINKING OUT ORDERS, ROARING and cussing, and he’s managed to make our cul-de-sac into his own personal, filthy HOG WALLOW.

Hog Wallow on the Cul-de-sac

Street Rot

His collection of ugly rusting, leaking vehicles seems to be the highlight of his life, well, besides Hooty~Booty, and he doesn’t care who he offends, it’s all about what he wants.

That, don’t care who you offend attitude has certainly proved to be very contagious, as I definitely have caught a really giant case of it since he offended me with his bad, bully boy threats and hostile attitude at my home. Now looks like I’m being offensive, but “what comes around, goes around” (Dr. John wrote a song about that years ago).

People Get Shot Over Stuff Like This

People Get Shot Over Stuff Like This

His wife has 1 decent vehicle, he has his 4 ugly trucks that he, now, is playing musical vehicles with. He cranks them up, moving them all around during the day and night, lots of noise (old, loud trucks), to other parts of the street, or another street, then he’ll move them back again.

If those 4 vehicles weren’t enough, he’s also added this fifth one to squeeze into our small little “Special Needs” parking area…he is just a wee bit over quota, don’t ya think?

What if everyone on the street had 5 autos each? He’s not thinking with a fair or rational mind. And then he was yelling at us about our 1 ugly truck parking on his and Tree Lady’s personal city street!

This guy’s really taking over, isn’t he? What makes him think he and Tree Lady are so entitled to use the street and we’re not?

His wood truck is always filled with wood, and he piles his van to the brim with wood, so those are two commercially used vehicles, storing his product on our humble, overcrowded, itsy-bitsy cul-de-sac.

Does city codes allow that the streets be used for storing commercial products? Shouldn’t Big Jack Ass rent a warehouse to store all that wood?

What if I buy a truck or two, pile them up with products I’d like to sell and park them in front of Tree Lady’s house? Using the city street for commercial storage, what a good idea, will save me some money!

I’m thinking of starting a fertilizer business (Cow Manure), even thought up a great name… Cul-De-Sac Cow Crap Company of Oceanside. Well maybe that’s a wee bit too much, and will think about it some more before applying for my Oceanside business license.

Anyway, the odor of cow manure won’t be nearly as funky as Malodorous Mr. Remodel , that Big Old Stinky Cheater, who lives over there. He just STENCHES out that house to the hilt.

They’ll probably all love my manure truck being parked there, and will be coming out front, often, for a fresh breath of country air!

Hey, that atmosphere would be just perfect for that farm animal, Big Jack Ass, Road HOG.

Who cares if it makes anyone mad! Our street is Wonderland “where wrong is right and right is wrong” The Golden Rule, doesn’t apply over here and neither do city codes.

These neighbors just run this place to suit their special needs, “The Queen and Her Melon Heads”.  This is their game of CONTROL THE CUL-DE-SAC. Guess what, I don’t like just anyone trying to control me; I’m not playing this game  WITH THEIR RULES, I’m making MY OWN RULES!

I’m starting to think of all the SPECIAL NEEDS that I might have. Maybe I’m turning into a CONTROL FREAK, now, just like Big Jack Ass and The Queen; I’ve noticed that their… “I need what I want, SCREW YOU … NEIGHBOR”, attitude is really catching on for me.

When you don’t have that cumbersome obligation to society to act like decent, civilized human beings, and NO ONE GIVES A HOOT, well, I think my little California cul-de-sac has returned to the days of the Wild, Wild West, and I’m doing my best to turn into Annie Oakley, as she was quite a markswoman … always hit her targets. I’ve been practicing and I can aim pretty darn good! Never know when your talents will come in handy.

Guess all that moving of the vehicles is because the city told them to try to keep the cul-de-sac open.

So, we are making some headway, however, Big Jack Ass is menacing the street with too much heavy metal and will continue to manipulate 5 vehicles night and day.

Perhaps he’s having a little “flair up” of Paranoia (see…PARANOIA), thinking that the city might see his multitude of metal clogging the cul-de-sac after they’ve made their request to keep it clear, so he’s clanking and banging, cranking engines and making metal maneuvers on the cul-de-sac, night and day.

It would be just terrible if he disturbs my sleep and I get really cranky!

Danger, Danger...Attack. Attack

Terrible Temper

On the bright side … well, at least he’s got something to do, now, moving his crap collection, every day, instead of gossiping and whatever else he spends his time doing with Tree Lady, I just don’t know.  Hhhhmmmmmm.

AAAAAHHHHMMMMMMM … AAAAAHHHHMMMMMMM, oh, I was only clearing my throat!

Chiku

Times Are Tough

Yaki of Wonderland

It’s really getting hard for Chiku, my African Grey Parrot to make a living, you remember that Yaki, my brilliant Voodoo Cat, hired her (see…Virtual Voodoo) a while back as head of WIA (Wonderland Idiot Alert).

Chiku’s basically working for peanuts right now, and a few sunflower seeds. Of, course, she doesn’t really have to work at all, as her every need is taken care of by me.

That African Grey is so very silly and she keeps me laughing all day. Never know what that bird will say. I’ve actually been taking lessons from her and find it refreshing to just speak out, loud and clear, and you just never know what I’m liable to say, either.

I’m finding it very easy to be a Chiku myself, and that’s African, Swahili, meaning talker, or one who chatters. Or in my case, I blog my chatter, because I love to blog my anger away to the tens of thousands who are tuning in to my evil neighbors’ story.

Anyway, Chiku’s job was very profitable until the constant flow of idiots dried up on the cul-de-sac. No longer does she need to report them scurrying around from house to house or hanging out, chitchatting on the street. Not much $$$$$$$$.

Tree Lady_Hooty~Booty Moonshine aimed at Big Jack Ass

Things have really changed as I haven’t seen any cracks or g-strings shining lately; come to think of it, no nude neighbors at all. Hope that era of Nasty Neighbor Nudity is done, as It’s been pretty disgusting.

See……PEEPER’S PARADISE

Naked Neighbor_Big Jack Ass

By the way, I just checked out my back window and Big Jack Ass has closed his vertical blind almost all the way. That was where I got my eyes full of this naked neighbor, Big Jack Ass. Yukkkkkkkk!

Big Jack Ass’ wife must have lost her job, as her routine is no longer predictable, and she’s home a lot. That could be a BIG GAME CHANGER or even a GAME OVER for Tree Lady and her Knight in Shining Armour! AAAAAHHHHMMMMMMMM…AAAAAHHHHMMMMMMMM, must be catching something!

Knight_Big Jack Ass Street Enforcer

This is probably terrible to tell, but I do think up lots of amusing little things during the day … I named that special SCURRY the Queen does crossing the street to Big Jack Ass’s house, “Hooty~Booty, Hot Lips on the Gossip Express” or I like this one… “Crack and Sag Will Travel”! How about “G-Sting Granny and the Gossip Game”. I’d better stop with the ugly crap or a bolt of lightning could set my hair on fire.

You know I’ve been having this hissy-fit over those trees blocking my view and my, oh my, those lies those creeps told about my son and me, really set me off. Well, I was so aggravated for so long that I believe I’ve actually become very CATTY!

I’ve clipped my claws lately, as I wouldn’t want to relapse with my split-personality disorder and perhaps scratch someone’s eyes out. Yaki, my Voodoo Queen Cat, who’s also my therapist, has warned me of a possible recurrence. Haven’t really had any more violent thoughts lately, as I’ve been laughing too much!

To be truthful, I must confess that I did have a fleeting thought of stomping on that big toe that’s sticking up, with steel boots on, in that naked image of Big Jack Ass, above. I quickly gave that one up, as I wouldn’t want to get near that Big Jack Ass.

Or, in the Knight In Shining Armour cartoon of Big Jack Ass, I could take his gun away, put him on a wall, pretend he is a tin can,  and…well, never mind, I’m off on a tangent and shouldn’t be thinking like a cowgirl, after all, I am a lady.

Yaki told me that Mr. Remodel and Tree Lady are reading this blog. I don’t know how my cat knows so much! I would surely hope it gives them as big a HOOT as it’s giving me! Perhaps, Big Jack Ass is also enjoying my little rant!

Anyway, I sure hope everyone’s having a ball, because when I play, I play to have a good time and I play to win, especially when idiots spread lies around about my son and me, I just have to pull out my animated ammunition and aim at their asses!

Speaking of Mr. Remodel, Dufus Dad, ex-husband of Tree Lady,  I saw him the other day getting out of Tree Lady’s car and could barely see him because of the cloud of noxious gas that hangs around him now that Yaki’s Voodoo Curse has GASSED HIM UP FOR GOOD!

Gassy Guy

Big Old Stinky Cheater

It’s kind of a neat effect, almost looks like the Bounty Hunter stepping out of that Hollywood “special effects” cloud. But Dufus doesn’t ever get to step out of his cloud as it is…

Permanent Pongy Permeation!

SKUNK Neighbor

P … U !

Guess you’ve all  heard of the principle of Cause and Effect…

Hermetic Principle of Cause and Effect

Known also as the law of Karma: every thought, every belief, every action has a reaction, an effect.

Also the Christian concept: that we shall reap what we have sown.

Well, Dufus’ cloud is a real effect with cause, and that would be “JUST CAUSE”…  just ’cause … he’s a Big Old Stinky Cheater who told lies about us; my Voodoo Queen Cat, Yaki, has put the spell on him, and a side effect is …

SEVERE FLATULENCE!

GROSS!

Yuck!

P … U !

I surely don’t want to get down-wind of this Big Old Stinky Cheater … SKUNK!

See there…

you just never know who might just take care of business if you try to perpetrate EVIL on them. Lying and gossiping to hurt others is…

E V I L!

That someone you chose to hurt just might look harmless, even weak, but in actuality, they could be a TRANSFORMER … someone who won’t put up with YOUR CRAP and will miraculously…

T R A N S F O R M

 

 

into someone you wished you hadn’t messed with!

 

YOU’LL REALLY HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!

Dufus has got face foliage, now, and Big Jack Ass has a face canopy… it’s getting very “hairy” on the cul-de-sac. Wonder what’s prompted these incognito faces, could be that SHAME is kicking in.  Well, I’d say it would be about time, but perhaps it’s only their way of preparing for the long, hard Oceanside, California winter.

List of the progression of my ANGER and my mental therapy…Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…            

My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right! Thank you DADDY, I love you! …FROM MAD TO GLAD … …CAUTION…CHILDREN AT PLAY….

 

Silly cartoons and tales of the cul-de-sac …Oceansidetrees.com            

 

 

 

October 10, 2008 Posted by I•N•The•Sky | City of Oceanside | , | 1 Comment

City Of Oceanside_Free Land Giveaway

We Needed Help…

My son and I went to City Hall in Oceanside to ask for their help in getting our neighbor, Tree Lady, to remove those palms she planted on the city owned, right of way property blocking our ocean view.  John Mullen, City Attorney, suggested the city just deed that land over to Tree Lady, so that Oceanside, CA isn’t responsible. So that’s the city’s idea of how to handle a citizens complaint!

Oceanside City Attorney, John Mullen told us that a few years ago, when we met with him. That idea was unbelievable, but, we heard it with our own ears.

He surely put me in my place, coming up with that smart plan to just disregard our complaint and benefit a woman who has set out to hurt us by taking away our ocean view, using city property.

Slimy Solution…

Oceanside can just slither out of any responsibility to a citizen with a problem. PRETTY SLICK, Mr. City Attorney… good job for the team.

I’m really not wanting to dredge up crap for the city, but when I notice how far the City of Oceanside has gone to protect Tree Lady and her air decorations, which are offensive to me, seems I’m getting the short end of this stick … no consideration of my problem, they are playing favorites! I’d like to know why!

We told Mr. Mullen that we feel the city is responsible for our loss of our ocean view since Tree Lady is allowed to plant trees in our face, on the city easement, and they’re not willing to try to help us, and, I might add, they handled us in a snide, unprofessional way.

Mr. Mullen disrespected us as citizens, but on the bright side, he’s being very creative in a very SLICK LAWYERLY WAY!

ROCKY WAS RUDE…

And, I wouldn’t want to leave this out about another meeting with Deputy Mayor, Rocky Chavez … at the very beginning of the meeting, when Mr. Chavez greeted me, he shook my hand and said, “Oh, look … Mr.___ brought his mommy with him”! He was just getting a cute, little jab in at my son, while still attached to my hand. Wasn’t that just thoughtful, gentlemanly, and very professional? He didn’t care much about what I might think of his little PROVOKING POKE.

That was in my opinion, an insulting and sexist remark. I am a perfectly smart individual, who, when having a problem with the city disrupting my life, there should be absolutely no reason that I, as a mother, woman and citizen, shouldn’t have the right to a respectful meeting to discuss getting help with our Deputy Mayor, Rocky Chavez.

Why wouldn’t my son and I show up together? It saves gas and we do get along for short periods of time!

I didn’t come to that meeting to be used by my son for any purpose, and Mr. Chavez should not have tried to use me as a weapon against my son. I can assure you my son didn’t bring me to that meeting, I came, because I had a reason to be there, to ask for the city’s help!

That dig set the stage right off the bat for me!

And by the way, Mr. Chavez, my son and I voted for you!

I believe his purpose was to diminish my son. It’s funny how sometimes things get turned around, as Mr. Chavez managed to diminish himself and the City of Oceanside instead.

His rude words didn’t make a hill of beans to my son, but the little damage he tried to inflict on him was duly noted by me, and now rightly so, reported … to the UNIVERSE.

His little DIG IS NOW … DULY DUG for everyone to read.

You readers can make up your minds when you have a problem with the City of Oceanside, if you’d like to be mistreated in this “ungrateful for your vote” way.

If Deputy Mayor of the City of Oceanside, CA, Rocky Chavez handles other voters the way he handled us, he might have a hard time getting re-elected when people find out how he acts towards citizens who ask for his help!

One-Way Watanabe/Watson … Fiasco Fallout

Rocky Chavez’s need to bash my son, of course stems from his anger from that conniption fit my son had over the ONE-WAY WATANABE/WATSON fiasco (see…City of Oceanside). You know, that important, expensive study spearheaded by WATANABE/WATSON team, that controlled our lives with ignorant, one-way turns for eight months.

Senseless, Stupid Street Study …

We left our home one day, came upon a series of one-way street signs, winding us through a school traffic, saturated maze and were totally baffled. This set us about analyzing this mystery situation. At first, we were ticked-off as they did not send any notice which is, I believe, required by law to give citizens time to voice any concerns before drastic changes are made. Our aggravation soon turned to OUTRAGE! Why? Simply because of the way everything was handled, including our complaints. This problem was just shoved down our throats with no rational reason or warning.

My son was so furious by the time he went to the City Council Meeting, he managed to make them mad. No, my son didn’t act very nice, but, after all, who started this mess? Who put us in this situation? Who mishandled the public relations?  Those people at City Hall surely should know how to handle frustrated people, after all they are the professionals who are frustrating us and should know how to handle a problem they’ve created.

He wanted us to GET PUT BACK … THE WAY WE WERE, before the ONE-WAY situation, that’s all my son was  asking, nothing extra, just the very same way we were before our lives got disrupted with stupidity.

LET US LEAVE OUR HOME IN PEACE, EVERYDAY, WITHOUT USELESS GOVERNMENT CONTROL!

The city didn’t act appropriately in considering us about the One-Way disruption. The only consideration  was giving WATANABE/WATSON (lovebirds?), a nice, big paycheck for their IDIOTIC SCHEME to control our neighborhood roads.

Too bad that Oceanside City Council didn’t pay closer attention to my son’s complaining, then, because perhaps they could’ve saved the city lots of money on lots of BOGUS STUDIES that were conjured up by WATANABE/WATSON LOVEBIRD TEAM.

No matter how aggravating my son was, he did present A BIG RED FLAG to the city council concerning WATANABE/WATSON several years before they finally noticed that Watson was an unqualified, high-priced consultant, making messes for the city at taxpayer expense with Watanabe holding her hand and cheering her on. You know, I think they’re in love and that’s how she got that good paying job working for the City of Oceanside.

Shouldn’t the city know that when you issue new rules for citizens to follow, there are people attached to those rules who have brains and emotions. Shouldn’t someone be up on how to handle a valid complaint about those new rules you’re springing on unsuspecting citizens? You have no business being the guys making the rules for us to follow when you are breaking the rules by putting a surprise aggravation on a whole neighborhood. Aren’t you supposed to notify the public? WE WERE NOT NOTIFIED!

I’m still wanting to know about all the money spent on WATANABE/WATSON STUDIES, because Oceanside doesn’t have enough money, now, to handle citizens’ complaints.

I’ve been admonished by head of Code Enforcement, David Manley, for making calls to our Code Enforcement and told the city doesn’t have the resources to take care of my problems, unless it’s LIFE OR DEATH! That concerns me! It certainly looks like I’m being singled out to NOT BE HANDLED!

Taking Care of Business …?

The city not taking care of business, having a SLACK attitude concerning BIG MONEY SPENT ON ASININE PROJECTS THAT CONTROLLED MY LIFE … now we don’t have enough money to take care of MY problems again, NOT TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS that affects me directly? Looks like I’m getting shafted again.

You’re not treating me with respect about my problems and just want me to …SHUT UP AND GO AWAY! Not so fast fellas, I’m mad and I want answers and solutions.code-enforcement.gif

We’re years into this problem, and it’s not going away, in fact, it is growing and will continue to do so as I’ve discovered the best fertilizer … FREE SILLY CARTOONS!

I’m just watching my garden grow and that is very rewarding to me! I check my stats several times a day to see how many tens of thousands are tuning into my ridiculous blog!

The way the city has handled us is not acceptable. These problems have caused me lots of grief and the best satisfaction I’m getting is to be creative with how I’ll make my rewards grow bigger and bigger, just watch!

There are some verrrrrrry interesting plans in the works!

Well … here’s an evil little plan to score some free land in Oceanside, CA …

Here’s the deal…

You could get your neighbor to complain about something on the city owned property in front of your house, you know, that little strip of land the city can make into a sidewalk, if needed. The City Attorney, John Mullen, can just deed you that property so the city isn’t responsible for any complaints your neighbors might have about how you’ve decorated it, blocking views, etc.

It seems the City of Oceanside likes to reward people who do evil stuff to their neighbors.

FREE LAND GIVEAWAY IN OCEANSIDE, CA

Hope I’m not speaking out of turn, because FREE LAND in Oceanside might only be for this special spot on our cul-de-sac, Wonderland, for those very special CODE VIOLATORS in charge of our street, those that I’ve complained about.

I wouldn’t want to tell something not true, anyway, before getting too excited about FREE LAND GIVEAWAY IN OCEANSIDE, CA, please check with the City Attorney, John Mullen, to see if he was reserving the giveaway of land in Oceanside to all residents who have code violations on their property, with a complaining neighbor, or just for these special code violators here in Wonderland where I live, as there are different rules for us.

CAREFUL WHO YOU ZAP …

From what I know about public service, if honored to be elected to serve, that means you are a SERVANT TO THE PUBLIC! You promised to serve, took an oath, so, isn’t it now your job to work out citizens’ valid problems, or at least give it your best try? Or are you NOW, SO POWERFUL, YOU FORGET WHO HELPED GET YOU THAT JOB?

Instead your attorney, Mr. John Mullen, works overtime, NOT TO HELP, with a citizen’s problem, but to find a way to slip out of it. VERY SLICK WAY TO HANDLE YOUR CITIZENS!

Seems like those positions of power, were used to WIELD POWER against us, the lowly citizens who voted you into office. We dared to come to City Hall with a complaint and to ask for their help, and The City Of Oceanside used their ULTIMATE POWER to ZAP us in our tracks!

WE GET NO HELP, WE GET ZAPPED! When I get ZAPPED, I ZAP BACK!

More silly cartoons to come… soon!

List of the progression of my ANGER and my mental therapy…Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…         

My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right! Thank you DADDY, I love you! …FROM MAD TO GLAD … …CAUTION…CHILDREN AT PLAY….

 

    September 21, 2008 Posted by I•N•The•Sky | 1, Bad Neighbors, CA, California, City of Oceanside, Oceanside, Oceanside City Council, Rocky Chavez, blocked view, evil people, free land, neighbor from hell, neighbors from hell, ocean view, rat, rude people, spite fence, tree blocking, unneighborly | , , , , | No Comments

    WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

    Seems a little criminal activity took place in the Cul-de-sac last night.

    The police came over this morning to see if we knew anything, since one of Big Jack Ass’s vehicles had it’s catalytic converter stolen from right in front of his house. Thieves take these for their platinum content.

    “No, we don’t know anything”, my son told the officer.Animation

    People Get Shot Over Stuff Like This

    People Get Shot Over Stuff Like This

    Now, If I’d talked to the officer, I could have told him that Big Jack Ass, as well as other neighbors, has a Voodoo Curse on him that targets his vehicles.

    Yaki, my Voodoo Queen Cat put that very effective curse on all of them but it seems to be hitting Big Jack Ass the most probably since he has the most ill intent towards us.

    Yaki used a MIRROR CURSE that aims all evil intent right back at that person causing them to suffer, and she has focused the results on their cars. All I had to do was ask her for retribution for the EVIL my neighbors have in their hearts and see what’s happening!

    Big Jack Ass asked the policeman to check with us to see if our Snoopy Cam captured the crime. Funny that this man who is a bully and has threatened my son and me, would be asking for answers from us.

    That camera that he hates so much that we had to install because of all his bad behavior and now he wants a favor… very interesting.

    SNOOPY CAM

    SNOOPY CAM

    NO WHINING ALLOWED OVER HERE! He gets what he deserves.

    Just last week, his commercial truck got towed because the burglar alarm went off for several hours, and Big jack Ass slept right through all that commotion, nothing could disturb his slumber. The police had no choice after several hours and towed the offender away. (See…Big Jack Ass Auto Alert)

    Now there goes his ugly, crippled El Camino getting towed away. Lots of towing bills going on over there.

    All those VOODOOED VEHICLES and all it takes to activate the spell is hateful thoughts coming from the idiots who own them, my evil cul-de-sac neighbors.

    Thank you talented Voodoo Queen, Yaki, Mystic Cat of Wonderland, for your expertise.

    Yakking Cat of Wonderland

    Who knew a CAT could channel such cul-de-sac chaos!

    A crippled El Camino Piece of CRAP being carted off by the wrecker…bye, bye!

     

    List of the progression of my ANGER and my mental therapy…Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…        

     

    My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right! Thank you DADDY, I love you! …FROM MAD TO GLAD … …CAUTION…CHILDREN AT PLAY….

     

    Silly cartoons and tales of the cul-de-sac …Oceansidetrees.com

    September 4, 2008 Posted by I•N•The•Sky | 1, Bad Neighbors, CA, California, City of Oceanside, Oceanside City Council, blocked view, evil people, funny, neighbor from hell, spite fence | | No Comments

    You Smear Me With Lies ~ I Paint You With Truth

    See the whole sordid saga and silly cartoons … Oceansidetrees.com

    Words can certainly paint a picture!

     

    This game my neighbor Tree Lady started playing…telling neighbors terrible lies about my son and me so that we would get harassed by 3 moron men neighbors, her 2 trashy acting daughters, and her dummy, Dufus ex-husband, has certainly taken a turn that she and the Melon-Heads won’t like.

    They thought that we’d be embarrassed about those lies and we’d want to move away but just didn’t realize who they’re playing with. I have NO reason to be embarrassed and every reason to divulge every NASTY TRUTH about this whole stupid situation. When the truth is on your side you MUST be willing to FIGHT AGAINST EVIL, and I certainly am because I AM A WARRIOR!

    This is a VERY UGLY PICTURE that I’m painting with the TRUTH. I’ve tried to be informative with my words I’ve chosen as well, to embarrass this bunch just as they tried to do to us. This was Tree Lady’s choice of a game and I’m willing to follow her lead on that even though I would have preferred to be an adult and talk about our problem in private. Since she’s calling the shots, you know that she is the Queen over here in Wonderland so we must do things her way… letting the chips fall, where they may!

    Now, this is SOOOO PUBLIC!

    They may never read this blog but all this evil energy is like a hurricane of hurt headed their way. The evil which they are creating, is shining right back at them. A mirror curse has a greater intensity and they will receive triple their evil intent and I do believe they deserve every bit of it.

    I promise…SHE WILL NOT WIN THIS GAME!

    Those special tools…Hooty & Booty, that she used on the men, and a few choice lies ( see…Virtual Hissy-Fit, for 1 of her crazy lies) gossiped to the type neighbors who just LOVE to believe trash, and there you go… she’s positive she’ll win her CONTROL GAME! I’m sure she’s won many, many times before, and she probably started this type of CONTROL FREAK behavior during her childhood, while she was developing that hatred of her mother.

    Why, I’ll bet she’s got more gold medals for lying than Olympic Swimmer, Michael Phelps won this year.

    Her daughter, Coffee Date sure has bragged at my home on several occasions about her Witchy Mom’s prowess and that seems to be her best accomplishment in life. Well, she is definitely getting the recognition that she deserves, all thanks to me. Just think, Coffee Date can just direct anyone she wants to impress with what “A BIG WITCH” her mother is to my ever-growing, popular blog.

    Oceanside Witch

    Oceanside Witch

    It appears, Tree Lady has the City of Oceanside, CA on her team and there will be a multidimensional effort on my part to shine the TRUTH SPOTLIGHT on everyone who acts like a moron about this situation… PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE!

    I did have to make a few changes in her game since there is no reason for me to lie, anyway, working with only the truth has given me more than enough ammunition. I do allow myself to repeat what’s been said as I, truthfully, am repeating exactly what I’ve heard. I always acknowledge when it’s gossip and who said it.

    My strategy… cartooning and blogging, is reaching a MUCH larger audience than just her neighborhood ninnies.

    Voodoo is my cats very helpful remedy, and all their evil is landing back on them. Bet they weren’t expecting that!

    Cartooning is my favorite tool as…well, I’m going to be truthful here… I’m just REALLY, REALLY SILLY… can’t help it; I laugh a bunch because I find lots of things funny with this scene that I’m in.

    I have this compulsive need to make lemonade from lemons and since my neighbors have handed me lots of lemons, THEY GET LEMONADE, and they’ll be getting A HUGE AMOUNT of it; there is NO SUGAR or sugar substitute and it is REALLY, REALLY SOUR…S O R R Y !

    She lost control of her lies when I got hold of them. She’s such a control freak and she’s having a very hard time with the fact that her lies have become NUCLEAR…

    Danger, Danger...Attack. Attack

    Nuclear Lies make Nuclear War

    sort of like that mushroom cloud that explodes out of control, spreading throughout the UNIVERSE, and there’s not one thing that she can do to stop it, ONLY ME!

    Why would I care to stop it, I’m the one who wants all her lies to be part of her LIFE and the UNIVERSE from now on, because she is EVIL. She was trying to hurt us! That certainly LIT MY WICK, AND FIRED ME UP! I needed an outlet for my severe anger and this is it. Guess that’s pretty easy to see so she and her Melon-Heads are receiving these RIDICULOUS CONSEQUENCES for their attack on us!

    THE CHIPS ARE FALLING … HER CHOICE.

    Lies, Lies, Lies…

    Reading this should remind anyone who would make up lies to hurt someone, that once the lie is out there, who knows where it’ll take you; might just take you into NUCLEAR WAR or to HELL … BEWARE!

    Lying is not a very smart thing to do. There is a bunch of reasons you shouldn’t lie but I believe THE NUMBER ONE REASON NOT TO LIE is because it ROTS YOUR SOUL.

    You might be such a great liar you’ll get away with it and no one will ever find out but guess what, YOU KNOW, and you are the main person who should have a good opinion of yourself.

    And if you are lying and gossiping with the intent to hurt someone else, well, you are just…

    ONE BIG PIECE OF LYING CRAP … AND YOU KNOW IT!

    Her lies don’t define my son or me;

    HER LIES DEFINE HER.

    Big Jack Ass, when we were speaking about Tree Lady, pointed out to me how “she’s lost a lot of weight lately, have you noticed?” He was trying to illicit sympathy from me for the WITCH but he was barking up the wrong tree over here on that deal! No, Big Jack Ass I didn’t notice her withering figure, I’ll leave the skinny, Hooty-Booty to your eyes and you can give her all the sympathy you’d like but you’ll be wasting your time…

    THIS IS…WHAT IT IS… EVIL, and it’s painted all over the bunch of you.

    She can finish shriveling up, turn to dust and blow away…POOF… for all I care after the EVIL she has perpetrated on us. She and dufus said those lies right out of their mouths to my son and me so there’s no mistaking what was said.

    I have absolutely NO SYMPATHY FOR HER or the other idiots. She has made her bed and there she gets to LIE IN HER OWN MESS.

    Anyway, melting takes precedence over shriveling… and she’s well on her way to that…

    Liar, Liar... Pants On Fire

    Liar, Liar... Pants On Fire

    That would be just terrible for BIG JACK ASS if the WITCH disappeared but maybe then his NEW FOCUS could be on his OLD WIFE, where it should have been all along!

    Naive, his wife, is a very nice person and she certainly did not deserve to be involved in any of this crap but neither did my son and I.

    She did marry the man who WHEN THE WIFE’S AWAY HE LIKES TO PLAY so I really feel sorry for her. I’m sure that when she was hard at work she didn’t have a clue that her husband was PAYING ALLEGIANCE to … The Queen.

    Customarily, when you play a game somebody makes the rules and you’re supposed to stick to the plan but I’m not good at that because I like to make my own rules as her game is just … too little, I like to play…

    BIG and CREATIVE

    Let me take a moment to give myself…

    AN ADVERTISING AWARD …

    I DON’T LIKE TO BRAG…but…

    Do a look-up…Google on…Oceanside Witch _ Google Images, and you guessed it… our very own… Hooty ~ Booty Witch … FIRST PAGE NEWS … plus many other cartoons.

    Her little made up gossip about us PALES in comparison to the TRUTH I’m telling about her and the melon-heads and it’s all over cyberspace.

    Do a look-up… Google on… Dufus _Google Images and my “Dufus” is FIRST PAGE NEWS !

    The day he spewed those horrible lies to me about my son, and threatened to ruin his business, just see how it has all turned around on him. I’ll take a bow for that, thank you.

    Do a look-up..Google on …Big Jack Ass _Google Images and, bingo, FIRST PAGE NEWS! And 3 other references on that 1st page about “Big Jack Ass”. I’ll take a bow for that, also, thank you!

    By the way, Big Jack Ass IS a Big Jack Ass, and deserves all the attention I can get him.

    Do a look-up…Google on…City of Oceanside… it’s listed on the FIRST and SECOND PAGE_Google Web …That means lots of people are seeking out my rant. Good Job Granny!

    I won’t be satisfied until I’m at the top of every search engine with millions of readers. It might take a little while but I’ll get there.

    Strategy games are so much fun and that’s exactly what this is.

    There is a method to my madness!

    And just look at this honor that Google Opinion bestowed upon my blog… Mine was #1……………………. Thank you, Readers!

    Please answer this poll question…

    See the whole sordid saga and silly cartoons … Oceansidetrees.com

     

    List of the progression of my ANGER and my mental therapy…Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…         

    My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right! Thank you DADDY, I love you! …FROM MAD TO GLAD … …CAUTION…CHILDREN AT PLAY….
      Silly cartoons and tales of the cul-de-sac …Oceansidetrees.com

      August 25, 2008 Posted by I•N•The•Sky | 1, Bad Neighbors, City of Oceanside, Oceanside City Council, blocked view, evil people, neighbor from hell, rat, spite fence | , , | No Comments

      “Ugly” Situation!

      See the whole sordid saga and silly cartoons … Oceansidetrees.com

      I love visual gratification! My home is in a beautiful spot on earth, Oceanside CA, with the mountain and the ocean views, or at least I used to have a nice ocean view, before the ugly palms were planted by hateful Tree Lady. Does she really need those ugly palms in the air to block my ocean view?

       

      Be sure to take the short survey and answer the poll question… Views On Views…Thank You! …Poll question is also at the bottom of this page.

      Since I made the complaint to the city about Big Jack Ass’s illegal planter on city property, and the mess he made in front of my house, messy rat that he is..(see…Rat Droppings), has decided to let his plants die. This is the person who elected himself, in charge of beautifying the cul-de-sac, when he asked us to not park our truck in front of the queen’s castle, BECAUSE IT WAS TOO UGLY.

       

      I know… there I go, sneaking in this little rant when Yaki’s Voodoo Curses are taking care of all my problems. I don’t even need to concern myself, but I just can’t help it.(See…Voodoo Progress)

      I’ve never really shown you … The Ugly, IN BAD NEED OF ATTENTION, Oceanside, CA, Cul-De-Sac Tour. This is city property, turned over to my messy neighbor, for his special care-taking, talent… MAKING A BIG JACK ASS, RATTY MESS.

      This is a little spot on earth that Big Jack Ass has been totally in charge of for at least the last 13 years. No one else has parked in his “SPOT” for all these years. His masterful touch has graced the entrance to our home and, because I overlooked it in order to be a good neighbor, I never said or even thought one thing about it. But after much thought, I’ve decided … IT AIN”T RIGHT! Now that it’s been called to my attention to pay attention to every little detail, because Big Jack Ass certainly paid attention to my business, and because I am a giving person, believe me, I’m GIVING IT TO HIM, my compliments!

      He’s trashed a perfectly good spot on earth that does not belong to him; It belongs to The City of Oceanside, CA, of which I am a citizen. and all this is totally offensive to me.

      Just like Tree Lady has decorated city property “SPITE FENCE” Style, Big Jack Ass built this planter on city right of way property; he wasn’t really supposed to erect anything on it, as that’s against city codes, so, now, he has decorated it … BIG JACK ASS “SPITE PLANTER” STYLE. City of Oceanside is allowing this to take place, in fact, encouraging these neighbors’ bad behavior towards me.

      Since Code Enforcement has told me to only call them with a life or death situation, gee, I’m just wondering how I should further handle this problem as I do try to follow the rules. I’m going to reach within my creative mind and come up with something, I promise.

      What does Code Enforcement get paid to do? Handle citizens’ code violation problems. I am a citizen, and I have a problem, and I demand consideration. The City is letting these neighbors take away my right to enjoy my home, allowing them to devalue our property, and they’re giving these neighbors the right to offend me.

      They’ve even got a plan to give away any land that causes the City of Oceanside a problem, but maybe that only applies to us, here in Wonderland, as rules are all different for us. They do what’s best for Tree Lady, allowing her to block our view, letting her get away with breaking the codes, and now, the city wants to deed the property to her, just so I can’t say a thing to them. Wow, does she get SPECIAL benefits or what! Must be nice to be THE QUEEN!

      Oceanside City Planter and matching pavement

      The Planter_”Big Jack Ass” STYLE

      His stylish, cement block planter with the bricks on top, all loose and falling off, showcases his expert design talent, with lovely, cascading dead weeds, trailing to the curb. Previously, healthy palms, now with brown-tinged fronds, match the dark, oil encrusted and transmission fluid stained pavement, for a delightful, “UP YOURS” neighbor experience.

      A visual and biohazardous horror, created by that infamous, Master Mess Maker… Big Jack Ass of Oceanside, CA.

      Will the City of Oceanside deed over this property to Big Jack Ass, since I’m complaining, just like our City Attorney, John Mullen, suggested the city do about city property Tree Lady planted her trees on?

      Would any of you readers complain to the City of Oceanside, CA about this planter if it was the entrance to your property or am I just being a complainer?

      Cascading Weeds

      Cascading Weeds

      The earth changes constantly and that’s to be expected, and it is also expected that City of Oceanside should repave and repair the rotting street here in Wonderland before we break off and become…Crater Canyon . This street is in dire need of routine maintenance. Don’t believe they’ve touched this street in the 13 years I’ve lived here.

      Oh, but of course, they did do that expensive “ONE WAY” WATANABE/WATSON Study, rerouting our street through 2 schools, full of traffic, then changing it back, just like it was to begin with. That was expensive, but Cynthia Watson felt it was a necessary STUDY to control our every movement for eight months. That was surely more important than wasting valuable city resources on fixing our little cul-de-sac, ROT PROBLEM.

      This gives an overview of my little cul-de-sac, and the street entitlement of my neighbors. It’s pretty difficult to maneuver this little obstacle course. Anyone finding themselves traversing this unknown land can expect to back up, cut your wheel, back up, cut your wheel, and perhaps, back up, and cut your wheel, again. Or you could just pull in, or back into my driveway, since citizens don’t have a lot of street to use, over here in Wonderland.

      We do have 1 less car at Tree Lady’s house since Mr. Remodel no longer has his red SUV. I presume he’s lost his job, probably because of the gas problem, oh, not petrol’s high prices, but, flatulence that Yaki’s Voodoo Spell has created for him (see…Virtual Voodoo).

      Gassy Guy

      And lets not forget about Big Jack Ass’s ugly bunch of vehicles on the other side of the street. Please take note of the UGLY, BIG PIECE OF CAMPER CRAP peeking out from behind the palm on the left (image above), squeezed right up next to our driveway. This makes for a very tight turn-around and ugly view of an ocean of crappy autos.